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+ | {{Song | ||
+ | |name = "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds" (Medley) | ||
+ | |image = [[File:Two Dozen and One Greyhounds.png|250px]] | ||
+ | |singers = [[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Tress MacNeille]] | ||
+ | |characters = [[Charles Montgomery Burns]]<br>[[Fat cheeked housekeeper]] | ||
+ | |length = 1:20 | ||
+ | |writer = '''Lyrics:''' [[Mike Scully]]<br>'''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]] | ||
+ | |album = ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]'' | ||
+ | |appearance = "[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]" | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | '''"See My Vest"''' is a song sung by [[Mr. Burns]] where he describes his plan to turn the {{ap|greyhound puppies|first litter}} into a greyhound fur tuxedo. It also notes what he does with all his animals: turning them into a variety of clothes. | ||
+ | |||
+ | == Lyrics == | ||
+ | :'''Mr. Burns:''' | ||
+ | :Some men hunt for sport, | ||
+ | :Others hunt for food, | ||
+ | :The only thing I'm hunting for, | ||
+ | :Is an outfit that looks good... | ||
+ | |||
+ | :See my vest, see my vest, | ||
+ | :Made from real gorilla chest, | ||
+ | :Feel this sweater, there's no better | ||
+ | :Than authentic Irish setter. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :See this hat, 'twas my cat, | ||
+ | :My evening wear - vampire bat, | ||
+ | :These white slippers are albino | ||
+ | :African endangered rhino. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :Grizzly bear underwear, | ||
+ | :Turtles' necks, I've got my share, | ||
+ | :Beret of poodle, on my noodle | ||
+ | :It shall rest. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :Try my red robin suit, | ||
+ | :It comes one breast or two, | ||
+ | :See my vest, see my vest, | ||
+ | :See my vest. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :Like my loafers? Former gophers - | ||
+ | :It was that or skin my chauffeurs, | ||
+ | :But a greyhound fur tuxedo | ||
+ | :Would be best, | ||
+ | |||
+ | :So let's prepare these dogs, | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''[[Fat cheeked housekeeper]]:''' | ||
+ | :Kill two for matching clogs. | ||
+ | |||
+ | :'''Mr. Burns:''' | ||
+ | :See my vest, see my vest, | ||
+ | :Oh please, won't you see my vest! | ||
+ | |||
+ | == Behind the Laughter == | ||
+ | *The song originally appeared in "[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]", and was repeated in "[[All Singing, All Dancing]]" and is track twenty-two on the album ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]'' as part of "[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley)]]". | ||
+ | *The song is a parody of "{{w|Be Our Guest}}" from Disney's ''{{w|Beauty and the Beast (1991 film)|Beauty and the Beast}}''. | ||
+ | |||
+ | == Appearances == | ||
+ | *{{ep|Two Dozen and One Greyhounds}} | ||
+ | *{{ep|All Singing, All Dancing}} | ||
+ | *{{alb|Songs in the Key of Springfield}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | [[Category:Parody songs]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Mr. Burns]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Harry Shearer]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Songs by Tress MacNeille]] |
Revision as of 08:56, October 8, 2019
"Two Dozen and One Greyhounds" (Medley)
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Song Information
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"See My Vest" is a song sung by Mr. Burns where he describes his plan to turn the greyhound puppies into a greyhound fur tuxedo. It also notes what he does with all his animals: turning them into a variety of clothes.
Lyrics
- Mr. Burns:
- Some men hunt for sport,
- Others hunt for food,
- The only thing I'm hunting for,
- Is an outfit that looks good...
- See my vest, see my vest,
- Made from real gorilla chest,
- Feel this sweater, there's no better
- Than authentic Irish setter.
- See this hat, 'twas my cat,
- My evening wear - vampire bat,
- These white slippers are albino
- African endangered rhino.
- Grizzly bear underwear,
- Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
- Beret of poodle, on my noodle
- It shall rest.
- Try my red robin suit,
- It comes one breast or two,
- See my vest, see my vest,
- See my vest.
- Like my loafers? Former gophers -
- It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
- But a greyhound fur tuxedo
- Would be best,
- So let's prepare these dogs,
- Fat cheeked housekeeper:
- Kill two for matching clogs.
- Mr. Burns:
- See my vest, see my vest,
- Oh please, won't you see my vest!
Behind the Laughter
- The song originally appeared in "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds", and was repeated in "All Singing, All Dancing" and is track twenty-two on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield as part of "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley)".
- The song is a parody of "Be Our Guest" from Disney's Beauty and the Beast.