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Testify may also refer to the album The Simpsons: Testify

Testify is a song from the episode "Faith Off". Bart and the congregation of his new church sing it during services.

Lyrics

• Bart: (holding up skateboard) Satan, eat my shorts!
• Crowd cheers
• Bart: (Singing) I was a sinner, a real bad kid. What thou shalt not, I shalt did. Neighbor's cat I tried to neuter, took a whiz on the school's computer.
• Sherri and Terri: He took a whiz, oh, yes he did.
• Bart: But now I changed, you can't deny. Come on up, and testify.
• Sherri and Terri: Testify, testify, come on up and testify!
• Grampa: My hip's misbehavin'. (Bart knocks his cane away)
• Sherri and Terri: Testify!
• Patty: Got a nicotine cravin'. (Bart slaps away the cigarettes)
• Sherri and Terri: Testify!
• Professor Frink: Got a cramp in my glavin. (Bart kicks Frink's rump)
• Bart: Testify!
• All: Testify! Testify!
• Milhouse: My glasses make me look like a geek!
• Bart: (takes them off and tosses them aside) Now you'll get the girls you seek!
• Sherri and Terri: We'll see you at Makeout Creek!
• Crowd: Bart's the boy of the hour, he's got the power. So raise your voice and don't be shy, Testi -- testi --
• Crowd + Bart: Tes ... ti ... fy!
• Crowd: Testify, testify, come on up and testify!