Difference between revisions of "It Happens!/Quotes"
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Hey, worst-case scenario is we get killed and didn't have to go to school, anymore. | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Hey, worst-case scenario is we get killed and didn't have to go to school, anymore. | ||
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' I quite like school! I plan to work there one day! | :'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' I quite like school! I plan to work there one day! | ||
| − | :'''[[Homer]]:''' You like school?! That's the craziest | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' You like school?! That's the craziest thing I ever-- |
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| − | :'''[[Stevie King]]:''' Wow! You totally beat the monster! My name | + | :'''[[Stevie King]]:''' Wow! You totally beat the monster! My name is Stevie King, and when I grow up, I'm going to write a book about it! |
:'''[[Homer]]:''' What are you going to call it? | :'''[[Homer]]:''' What are you going to call it? | ||
:'''[[Stevie King]]:''' "It." | :'''[[Stevie King]]:''' "It." | ||
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:'''[[Stevie King]]:''' I just did! | :'''[[Stevie King]]:''' I just did! | ||
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Why you little--! | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Why you little--! | ||
| − | :'''[[Stevie King]]:'''[GAK!] Cujo! Attack! | + | :'''[[Stevie King]]:''' [GAK!] Cujo! Attack! |
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:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Aw, come on! Don't you have any imagination? | :'''[[Krusty]]:''' Aw, come on! Don't you have any imagination? | ||
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:'''[[Krusty]]:''' I'm starving here! | :'''[[Krusty]]:''' I'm starving here! | ||
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| − | :'''[[Joe Quimby]]:''' I... er, ah... hereby open this new Lard Lad donuts! May it's profits be | + | :'''[[Joe Quimby]]:''' I... er, ah... hereby open this new Lard Lad donuts! May it's profits be as high as this town's cholesterol levels! |
Revision as of 17:52, November 20, 2018
- Marge: I've been to the libary!
- Homer: I'm not allowed there anymore. But on the bright side, I won the screaming contest.
- Lenny: He sure did.
- Marge: This is the oldest book about Springfield they had!
- Lenny: Are you sure this is going to work?
- Homer: Hey, worst-case scenario is we get killed and didn't have to go to school, anymore.
- Seymour Skinner: I quite like school! I plan to work there one day!
- Homer: You like school?! That's the craziest thing I ever--
- Stevie King: Wow! You totally beat the monster! My name is Stevie King, and when I grow up, I'm going to write a book about it!
- Homer: What are you going to call it?
- Stevie King: "It."
- Homer: That's what I'm asking! What are you going to call it?
- Stevie King: "It."
- Homer: Are you going to tell me the name of it or not?
- Stevie King: I just did!
- Homer: Why you little--!
- Stevie King: [GAK!] Cujo! Attack!
- Krusty: Aw, come on! Don't you have any imagination?
- Bart: Don't need it!
- Lisa: TV and the Internet get the job done for us!
- Krusty: I'm starving here!
- Joe Quimby: I... er, ah... hereby open this new Lard Lad donuts! May it's profits be as high as this town's cholesterol levels!
