Difference between revisions of "Radioactive Woman: The Movie/Quotes"

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Krusty: Okay, I bought the rights to this thing for a song beaacuse the studio owed some moeny to some nice Russian betlemen! I'm gonna be writing and directing it beacause I burned a lot of bridges with actual show folk! Er... are you two twins, or am I seeing double beacuse of that discount laser eye surgery?

Terri: We're twins, I'm Terri, this is--

Krusty: Yeah, yeah.. you're hired! With twins I get two actors for the price of one! Any twins auditions for Radioactive Woman?

Krusty: Hey, kid, do you know anyting about thiis Radioactive person?

Bart: Sure! Don't you?

Krusty: No! I can't read! I looked athe pictures but couldn't make any sense of them! Also, I bought the wrong comic! Up until two days ago, I thought this was about Richie Rich!

Bart: Aunt Patty, aunt Selma? What's wrong? Why aren't you on set+

Patty: [MOAN!]

Selma: They don't allow smoking inside or outside the studio!

Patty: We're in nicotine withdrawal.

Lisa: What's wrong? I thought you wanted to work on this movie.

Bart: I did, but Krusty's making me do everything! It'll be worth it when the film comes out though. I worked out a deal where I get twenty percent of the movie's profits! I'm gonna be rich!

Kent Brockman: A bootleg of the "Radioactive Woman" movie was leaked onto the Internet today, causing a viral sensation. And now, hoping to get in on that Internet action, I've left my door unlocked in the hopes my children will enter, causing a hilarious blopper.