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::Nothing brings people together like a common enemy. Except maybe a potluck. Play now to see if the adults and kids join forces against the ruffians! | ::Nothing brings people together like a common enemy. Except maybe a potluck. Play now to see if the adults and kids join forces against the ruffians! | ||
:::Unlock the [[Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills]] today to see the swankier side of a dystopian wasteland. It’s 9021-Oh god what happened to civilization?! | :::Unlock the [[Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills]] today to see the swankier side of a dystopian wasteland. It’s 9021-Oh god what happened to civilization?! | ||
| + | ::::You’ve heard of the 21-gun salute? What about the baker’s dozen dirge? Unlock the [[The Simpsons Movie|Ruined Lard Lad]] in the prize track today and shed some sugary tears. | ||
::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU2|Bart Royale and Valentine's Day 2018|Bart Royale}} page! | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU2|Bart Royale and Valentine's Day 2018|Bart Royale}} page! | ||
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Revision as of 23:31, February 25, 2018
- January 23rd: This battle for the ages is also one BETWEEN the ages. Can General Bart get the adults to eat their collective shorts?
- The Mega Playscape may look simple, but you can fortify and earn “arrangement bonuses” by placing themed content. Wait, none of this sounds like play…
- From mutated animals to undead bodies to Death itself, the Doomsday Mystery Box delivers on its name. Except for the box part; it’s more of a rhombus.
- Unlock Wendell with the Zip Zap ‘Za pizza joint and fight the adults with vomit – it’s the gift that keeps on heaving.
- With age comes experience. With too much age comes experience, back problems, crankiness, and more. Still, these Hellfish are ready to fight!
- Moe’s Express, now selling beer to both babies and boomers. Because profiting from war is as American as apple pie.
- For a man who dreamed of being a principal the current conflict is a chance to get his feet in the water! Recruit Sgt. Skinner to join the fight!
- Moe’s Express, now selling beer to both babies and boomers. Because profiting from war is as American as apple pie.
- With age comes experience. With too much age comes experience, back problems, crankiness, and more. Still, these Hellfish are ready to fight!
- Unlock Wendell with the Zip Zap ‘Za pizza joint and fight the adults with vomit – it’s the gift that keeps on heaving.
- From mutated animals to undead bodies to Death itself, the Doomsday Mystery Box delivers on its name. Except for the box part; it’s more of a rhombus.
- You know the saying: one man’s trash is another man's junk fort. Play now to find out if the adults can protect their stinky Shangri La from the kids!
- Why be a delinquent when you can unlock one straight from juvie? Jeremy Jailbird is eager to be paroled (or just sprung) to join the fight!
- Power your gas guzzler with some real, organic horsepower: get the Horse-Drawn SUV today! It’s 1 step forward and 2 hoofs back for transportation!
- Looks like this pacifier just stopped pacifying. Unlock Outlands Maggie and survive the wilds of Springfield.
- Power your gas guzzler with some real, organic horsepower: get the Horse-Drawn SUV today! It’s 1 step forward and 2 hoofs back for transportation!
- Why be a delinquent when you can unlock one straight from juvie? Jeremy Jailbird is eager to be paroled (or just sprung) to join the fight!
- Nothing brings people together like a common enemy. Except maybe a potluck. Play now to see if the adults and kids join forces against the ruffians!
- Unlock the Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills today to see the swankier side of a dystopian wasteland. It’s 9021-Oh god what happened to civilization?!
- You’ve heard of the 21-gun salute? What about the baker’s dozen dirge? Unlock the Ruined Lard Lad in the prize track today and shed some sugary tears.
- Unlock the Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills today to see the swankier side of a dystopian wasteland. It’s 9021-Oh god what happened to civilization?!
- Find all about the new event in the Bart Royale page!
- The Mega Playscape may look simple, but you can fortify and earn “arrangement bonuses” by placing themed content. Wait, none of this sounds like play…
