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| + | *'''Febraury 12th''': Get [[Snuggler's Cove]] now, the sadly only new item for Valentine! | ||
| + | ::Find all about the new update in the {{TOCU2|Bart Royale and Valentine's Day 2018|Valentine's Day 2018}} page! | ||
*'''January 23rd''': This battle for the ages is also one BETWEEN the ages. Can [[Bart the General|General Bart]] get the adults to eat their collective shorts? | *'''January 23rd''': This battle for the ages is also one BETWEEN the ages. Can [[Bart the General|General Bart]] get the adults to eat their collective shorts? | ||
::The Mega Playscape may look simple, but you can fortify and earn “arrangement bonuses” by placing themed content. Wait, none of this sounds like play… | ::The Mega Playscape may look simple, but you can fortify and earn “arrangement bonuses” by placing themed content. Wait, none of this sounds like play… | ||
| − | :::From mutated animals to undead bodies to Death itself, the Doomsday Mystery Box delivers on its name. Except for the box part; it’s more of a rhombus. | + | :::From mutated animals to undead bodies to [[Death]] itself, the Doomsday Mystery Box delivers on its name. Except for the box part; it’s more of a rhombus. |
::::Unlock [[Wendell Borton|Wendell]] with the [[Zip Zap and 'Za Pizza Arcade|Zip Zap ‘Za]] pizza joint and fight the adults with vomit – it’s the gift that keeps on heaving. | ::::Unlock [[Wendell Borton|Wendell]] with the [[Zip Zap and 'Za Pizza Arcade|Zip Zap ‘Za]] pizza joint and fight the adults with vomit – it’s the gift that keeps on heaving. | ||
:::::With age comes experience. With too much age comes experience, back problems, crankiness, and more. Still, these [[Flying Hellfish|Hellfish]] are ready to fight! | :::::With age comes experience. With too much age comes experience, back problems, crankiness, and more. Still, these [[Flying Hellfish|Hellfish]] are ready to fight! | ||
::::::[[Moe's Express|Moe’s Express]], now selling beer to both babies and boomers. Because profiting from war is as American as apple pie. | ::::::[[Moe's Express|Moe’s Express]], now selling beer to both babies and boomers. Because profiting from war is as American as apple pie. | ||
| + | :::::::For a man who dreamed of being a principal the current conflict is a chance to get his feet in the water! Recruit [[Sgt. Skinner]] to join the fight! | ||
| + | ::You know the saying: one man’s trash is another man's junk fort. Play now to find out if the adults can protect their stinky Shangri La from the kids! | ||
| + | :::Why be a delinquent when you can unlock one straight from juvie? [[Jeremy Jailbird]] is eager to be paroled (or just sprung) to join the fight! | ||
| + | ::::Power your gas guzzler with some real, organic horsepower: get the [[The Outlands|Horse-Drawn SUV]] today! It’s 1 step forward and 2 hoofs back for transportation! | ||
::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU2|Bart Royale and Valentine's Day 2018|Bart Royale}} page! | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU2|Bart Royale and Valentine's Day 2018|Bart Royale}} page! | ||
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Revision as of 18:59, February 11, 2018
- Febraury 12th: Get Snuggler's Cove now, the sadly only new item for Valentine!
- Find all about the new update in the Valentine's Day 2018 page!
- January 23rd: This battle for the ages is also one BETWEEN the ages. Can General Bart get the adults to eat their collective shorts?
- The Mega Playscape may look simple, but you can fortify and earn “arrangement bonuses” by placing themed content. Wait, none of this sounds like play…
- From mutated animals to undead bodies to Death itself, the Doomsday Mystery Box delivers on its name. Except for the box part; it’s more of a rhombus.
- Unlock Wendell with the Zip Zap ‘Za pizza joint and fight the adults with vomit – it’s the gift that keeps on heaving.
- With age comes experience. With too much age comes experience, back problems, crankiness, and more. Still, these Hellfish are ready to fight!
- Moe’s Express, now selling beer to both babies and boomers. Because profiting from war is as American as apple pie.
- For a man who dreamed of being a principal the current conflict is a chance to get his feet in the water! Recruit Sgt. Skinner to join the fight!
- Moe’s Express, now selling beer to both babies and boomers. Because profiting from war is as American as apple pie.
- With age comes experience. With too much age comes experience, back problems, crankiness, and more. Still, these Hellfish are ready to fight!
- Unlock Wendell with the Zip Zap ‘Za pizza joint and fight the adults with vomit – it’s the gift that keeps on heaving.
- From mutated animals to undead bodies to Death itself, the Doomsday Mystery Box delivers on its name. Except for the box part; it’s more of a rhombus.
- You know the saying: one man’s trash is another man's junk fort. Play now to find out if the adults can protect their stinky Shangri La from the kids!
- Why be a delinquent when you can unlock one straight from juvie? Jeremy Jailbird is eager to be paroled (or just sprung) to join the fight!
- Power your gas guzzler with some real, organic horsepower: get the Horse-Drawn SUV today! It’s 1 step forward and 2 hoofs back for transportation!
- Why be a delinquent when you can unlock one straight from juvie? Jeremy Jailbird is eager to be paroled (or just sprung) to join the fight!
- Find all about the new event in the Bart Royale page!
- The Mega Playscape may look simple, but you can fortify and earn “arrangement bonuses” by placing themed content. Wait, none of this sounds like play…
