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| − | *'''January 23rd''': This battle for the ages is also one BETWEEN the ages. Can General Bart get the adults to eat their collective shorts? | + | *'''January 23rd''': This battle for the ages is also one BETWEEN the ages. Can [[Bart the General|General Bart]] get the adults to eat their collective shorts? |
::The Mega Playscape may look simple, but you can fortify and earn “arrangement bonuses” by placing themed content. Wait, none of this sounds like play… | ::The Mega Playscape may look simple, but you can fortify and earn “arrangement bonuses” by placing themed content. Wait, none of this sounds like play… | ||
:::From mutated animals to undead bodies to Death itself, the Doomsday Mystery Box delivers on its name. Except for the box part; it’s more of a rhombus. | :::From mutated animals to undead bodies to Death itself, the Doomsday Mystery Box delivers on its name. Except for the box part; it’s more of a rhombus. | ||
| − | ::::Unlock Wendell with the Zip Zap ‘Za pizza joint and fight the adults with vomit – it’s the gift that keeps on heaving. | + | ::::Unlock [[Wendell Borton|Wendell]] with the [[Zip Zap and 'Za Pizza Arcade|Zip Zap ‘Za]] pizza joint and fight the adults with vomit – it’s the gift that keeps on heaving. |
| − | :::::With age comes experience. With too much age comes experience, back problems, crankiness, and more. Still, these Hellfish are ready to fight! | + | :::::With age comes experience. With too much age comes experience, back problems, crankiness, and more. Still, these [[Flying Hellfish|Hellfish]] are ready to fight! |
| − | ::::::Moe’s Express, now selling beer to both babies and boomers. Because profiting from war is as American as apple pie. | + | ::::::[[Moe's Express|Moe’s Express]], now selling beer to both babies and boomers. Because profiting from war is as American as apple pie. |
::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU2|Bart Royale and Valentine's Day 2018|Bart Royale}} page! | ::Find all about the new event in the {{TOCU2|Bart Royale and Valentine's Day 2018|Bart Royale}} page! | ||
:::Also check the {{TOCU2|Bart Royale and Valentine's Day 2018|Valentine's Day 2018}} page for a preview of what's to come on February 12th! | :::Also check the {{TOCU2|Bart Royale and Valentine's Day 2018|Valentine's Day 2018}} page for a preview of what's to come on February 12th! | ||
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Revision as of 17:02, January 31, 2018
- January 23rd: This battle for the ages is also one BETWEEN the ages. Can General Bart get the adults to eat their collective shorts?
- The Mega Playscape may look simple, but you can fortify and earn “arrangement bonuses” by placing themed content. Wait, none of this sounds like play…
- From mutated animals to undead bodies to Death itself, the Doomsday Mystery Box delivers on its name. Except for the box part; it’s more of a rhombus.
- Unlock Wendell with the Zip Zap ‘Za pizza joint and fight the adults with vomit – it’s the gift that keeps on heaving.
- With age comes experience. With too much age comes experience, back problems, crankiness, and more. Still, these Hellfish are ready to fight!
- Moe’s Express, now selling beer to both babies and boomers. Because profiting from war is as American as apple pie.
- With age comes experience. With too much age comes experience, back problems, crankiness, and more. Still, these Hellfish are ready to fight!
- Unlock Wendell with the Zip Zap ‘Za pizza joint and fight the adults with vomit – it’s the gift that keeps on heaving.
- From mutated animals to undead bodies to Death itself, the Doomsday Mystery Box delivers on its name. Except for the box part; it’s more of a rhombus.
- Find all about the new event in the Bart Royale page!
- Also check the Valentine's Day 2018 page for a preview of what's to come on February 12th!
- The Mega Playscape may look simple, but you can fortify and earn “arrangement bonuses” by placing themed content. Wait, none of this sounds like play…
