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| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Whoa! No running in the hallway while I'm wearing my hall monitor jacket! |
| − | :'''[[Nelson]]''' | + | :'''[[Nelson]]:''' I saw something horrible in the school cafeteria! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' I know. It's meatloaf Monday. Have you ever thought of giving vegetarianism a try? |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Nelson:''' No! And also, a meatloaf monster ate Lunchlady Doris! |
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' Bart? What are you doing? |
| − | :'''[[Bart]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' We heard there was a ghost stealing library books... you? |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Nelson:''' Chasing a meatloaf monster that eats people. |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart:''' Nuts! That's way cooler than our lame mystery! |
| − | :'''[[Ralph]]''' | + | :'''[[Ralph]]:''' I are too many dog treats. |
| − | :'''[[Milhouse]]''' | + | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' And I lost my glasses. |
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| − | :'''[[Homer]]''' | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Hey, sweetie! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' Dad! What happened to ou? |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer:''' The mall had a make your own jigsaw puzzle machine, and apparently, you're not supposed to operate it while intoxicated! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' We need to find something to do with fast food! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer:''' I sense fries and gravy! This way! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Nelson:''' I didn't know your old man could move that fast! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' Only when trans fats are involved! |
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' [[Professor Frink]]? |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Professor Frink:''' Thank Turing you're here! Untie me! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Nelson:''' Luck I learned all about knots when I beat up that boy scout troop! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' Are you behind all this? |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Professor Frink:''' Sadly, yes. But I started with the best of intentions [ga-hey] all I wanted to do was find a way to clone school lunches! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Nelson:''' Huh? Why? |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Professor Frink:''' To make the more affordable and not have to use animals for meat! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' I like this so far! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Professor Frink:''' But the company sponsoring me had other ideas! They tried to use my ideas to clone soldiers out of school lunch food! They were unstable and ran amuck! Amuck, I tell you! |
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| − | :''' | + | :'''Nelson:''' I knew it! Space aliens! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' We caught you! |
| − | :'''[[Kang]]/[[Kodos]]''' | + | :'''[[Kang]]/[[Kodos]]:''' Ha ha! Foolish children! No one will ever believe you! |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' Sure they will. I recorded your conversation with my phone camera and posted it live on the Internet. "Alien conspiracy revealed" is trending right under pictures of {{Ch|Justin Bieber}}'s new haircut! |
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Revision as of 09:17, June 22, 2017
- Lisa: Whoa! No running in the hallway while I'm wearing my hall monitor jacket!
- Nelson: I saw something horrible in the school cafeteria!
- Lisa: I know. It's meatloaf Monday. Have you ever thought of giving vegetarianism a try?
- Nelson: No! And also, a meatloaf monster ate Lunchlady Doris!
- Lisa: Bart? What are you doing?
- Bart: We heard there was a ghost stealing library books... you?
- Nelson: Chasing a meatloaf monster that eats people.
- Bart: Nuts! That's way cooler than our lame mystery!
- Ralph: I are too many dog treats.
- Milhouse: And I lost my glasses.
- Homer: Hey, sweetie!
- Lisa: Dad! What happened to ou?
- Homer: The mall had a make your own jigsaw puzzle machine, and apparently, you're not supposed to operate it while intoxicated!
- Lisa: We need to find something to do with fast food!
- Homer: I sense fries and gravy! This way!
- Nelson: I didn't know your old man could move that fast!
- Lisa: Only when trans fats are involved!
- Lisa: Professor Frink?
- Professor Frink: Thank Turing you're here! Untie me!
- Nelson: Luck I learned all about knots when I beat up that boy scout troop!
- Lisa: Are you behind all this?
- Professor Frink: Sadly, yes. But I started with the best of intentions [ga-hey] all I wanted to do was find a way to clone school lunches!
- Nelson: Huh? Why?
- Professor Frink: To make the more affordable and not have to use animals for meat!
- Lisa: I like this so far!
- Professor Frink: But the company sponsoring me had other ideas! They tried to use my ideas to clone soldiers out of school lunch food! They were unstable and ran amuck! Amuck, I tell you!
- Nelson: I knew it! Space aliens!
- Lisa: We caught you!
- Kang/Kodos: Ha ha! Foolish children! No one will ever believe you!
- Lisa: Sure they will. I recorded your conversation with my phone camera and posted it live on the Internet. "Alien conspiracy revealed" is trending right under pictures of Justin Bieber's new haircut!
