Difference between revisions of "Scared Straight... To Jail/Quotes"
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:'''[[Eddie]]:''' Yeah! [Gasp!] [Gasp!] I only gave up smoking last month! | :'''[[Eddie]]:''' Yeah! [Gasp!] [Gasp!] I only gave up smoking last month! | ||
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Boys, the next time Hoemr Simpsno calls and asks me for a favor, remind me to hang up! | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Boys, the next time Hoemr Simpsno calls and asks me for a favor, remind me to hang up! | ||
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| − | :'''[[ | + | :'''[[Lou]]:''' Aw c'mon kid, give us a break and give up! |
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' B-but pointy-haired kid, you weren't due back home yer for another two hours! | :'''[[Homer]]:''' B-but pointy-haired kid, you weren't due back home yer for another two hours! | ||
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:'''[[Lou]]:''' Yeah if anyone was scared, it was us! Your son nearly organized a hostile takeover of the jail by our inmates! | :'''[[Lou]]:''' Yeah if anyone was scared, it was us! Your son nearly organized a hostile takeover of the jail by our inmates! | ||
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yeah, better watch out, Homer... I might decide to organize a takeover right here! | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Yeah, better watch out, Homer... I might decide to organize a takeover right here! | ||
| − | :'''[[Homer]]:'''Why, you little--! Maaarge?!! Where'd that copy of "Brain-Food" magainze go? | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Why, you little--! Maaarge?!! Where'd that copy of "Brain-Food" magainze go? |
| − | :'''[[Marge]]:'''Oh, Homie did you finally change your mind about using it's | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, Homie did you finally change your mind about using it's advice to deal with Bart? |
| − | :'''[[Homer]]:'''No, I'm gonna swat him it! Repeatedly! | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' No, I'm gonna swat him it! Repeatedly! |
Revision as of 19:41, June 27, 2016
- Homer: I can't take it any more!
- Marge: You can't take what any more, Homer?
- Homer: You know, Marge... Bart! I'd swear that little monster is out to kill me!
- Marge: Oh, Homer, you're exaggerating! Bart may be a bit overenthusiastic, but he'll always be my special little guy!
- Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman with a special report from state prison, where young lawbreakers get a startling dose of liefe behind bars!
- Homer: Oooh, it's one of those "scared straight" programs! I just love seeing young hoddlums get intimidated by hardened prision inmates!
- Kent Brockman: Although the youngsters havent' actually been arrested, "operation: tough love" intends to discourage them from following a life of crime!
- Homer: This is way more entertainging than Marge's stupid oi' magazine!
- Bart: This is totally bogus! I demand to talk to a lawyer!
- Lou: Calm down, kid! I don't wanna have to get out the taser!
- Bart: Hey, don't tase me, bro!
- Eddie: After all, this whole thing was arranged by your father here!
- Bart: It was?!?!
- Homer: That right, boy! Like it or not, you're gonna bsee the bad stuff that happens to troublemakers first hand!
- Marge: I certainly don't recall "brainfood" magainze suggesting this method of correcting children!
- Clancy Wiggum: Get that Simpson kid! He's the one behind this whole riot!
- Eddie: Yeah! [Gasp!] [Gasp!] I only gave up smoking last month!
- Clancy Wiggum: Boys, the next time Hoemr Simpsno calls and asks me for a favor, remind me to hang up!
- Bart: You'll never take me alive, coppers!
- Lou: Aw c'mon kid, give us a break and give up!
- Homer: B-but pointy-haired kid, you weren't due back home yer for another two hours!
- Eddie: Hey, that kid's not scared of anyone... or anything!
- Homer: And he looks awfully chipper! I thought he was gonna be scared to death!
- Bart: Hiya, Homer!
- Lou: Yeah if anyone was scared, it was us! Your son nearly organized a hostile takeover of the jail by our inmates!
- Bart: Yeah, better watch out, Homer... I might decide to organize a takeover right here!
- Homer: Why, you little--! Maaarge?!! Where'd that copy of "Brain-Food" magainze go?
- Marge: Oh, Homie did you finally change your mind about using it's advice to deal with Bart?
- Homer: No, I'm gonna swat him it! Repeatedly!
