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'''Paula Paul''' is a female chef, author and television personality.
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'''The Singing Sirloin''', the "Home of Ballads and Salads", is a restaurant in [[Downtown Springfield]].
  
She had a range of products, including the [[Puree-Station 3]], a food blender. [[Homer]] bought one of these food blenders for [[Marge]]'s birthday and went to get it signed for her at [[Swapper Jack's]]. Paula Paul was happy to sign it and even offered to phone Marge up to wish her a happy birthday live on her show.  
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The Singing Sirloin's distinctive feature is its [[Sirloin Staff|waiters]], who sing to their customers and serve their steaks "rare, medium, or well-sung". The restaurant also has a concealed {{w|Portcullis|portcullis}}-like barrier at the front door, which serves to both secure the restaurant during closed hours and prevent customers from leaving without paying. The lever which activates the portcullis is disguised as a "Please wait to be seated" sign.
  
Homer was eager to give Marge her present and they waited for ages for the phone call, which never came. They eventually found that the cause of this was because [[Marge's rabbit|Marge's new rabbit]] had chewed through the telephone wires. They put the wires back together to find several messages left on the answer phone. Paula was becoming increasingly angry with each message, saying that she had put parts of her show on hold just for the phone call. Eventually, Paula told Marge not to read her books or cook any of her recipes again...
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The [[Simpson family]] went to the restaurant for [[Marge]]'s 34th birthday, although she was initially reluctant to go to a restaurant where the waiters sang.
  
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The Simpsons also visited the restaurant to celebrate [[Bart]]'s getting an A on an astronomy quiz at school. However, [[Homer]]'s credit card was rejected. The Simpsons attempted to dine and dash, but were quickly trapped by the portcullis. In order to pay their bill, they ended up having to sing themselves, performing as a {{w|Mariachi}} band...
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The Singing Sirloin, the "Home of Ballads and Salads", is a restaurant in Downtown Springfield.

The Singing Sirloin's distinctive feature is its waiters, who sing to their customers and serve their steaks "rare, medium, or well-sung". The restaurant also has a concealed portcullis-like barrier at the front door, which serves to both secure the restaurant during closed hours and prevent customers from leaving without paying. The lever which activates the portcullis is disguised as a "Please wait to be seated" sign.

The Simpson family went to the restaurant for Marge's 34th birthday, although she was initially reluctant to go to a restaurant where the waiters sang.

The Simpsons also visited the restaurant to celebrate Bart's getting an A on an astronomy quiz at school. However, Homer's credit card was rejected. The Simpsons attempted to dine and dash, but were quickly trapped by the portcullis. In order to pay their bill, they ended up having to sing themselves, performing as a Mariachi band...

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