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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Up and at 'em, Marge! Today's the Springfield Christmas... I mean, holday... I mean, winter... I mean cold time parade! Lard Lad has a dount cannon this year to shoot free donuts into the crowd! We need to get there early and grab a good spot!
 
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Up and at 'em, Marge! Today's the Springfield Christmas... I mean, holday... I mean, winter... I mean cold time parade! Lard Lad has a dount cannon this year to shoot free donuts into the crowd! We need to get there early and grab a good spot!

Revision as of 17:19, February 9, 2016



Homer: Up and at 'em, Marge! Today's the Springfield Christmas... I mean, holday... I mean, winter... I mean cold time parade! Lard Lad has a dount cannon this year to shoot free donuts into the crowd! We need to get there early and grab a good spot!
Marge: Oh, Homie... It's two A.M.!

Homer: Let's see what's in the paper today... Whaat?! Santa's reindeer allege animal abuse?!
Lisa: [GASP!] Call the SPCA! Call PETA! Call... call...

Homer: Hurry up, people! We have to beat the crowd!
Marge: What crowd, Homer? Everyone in Springfield is still in bed!
Homer: Silly Marge! Evertyone except the donut makers! They make more dounts before six A.M. than most people do all day!

Homer: Hee-hee! Ha-ha! Ho-ho! You guys look liek you got up on the wrong side of the parade route!

Lisa: It's a deluge of donuts! Dad was right!
Bart: Yeah! Who knew?
Marge: Homie...? Homer, wake up! You're missing the whole parade!
Homer: [GRUMBLE!] Not now, Marge... ...it's too early!