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'''''The Christmas That Almost Wasn't But Then Was''''' is an archaic movie produced by Consolidated Pictures in 1938, revolving around a "grinchy little character" who tries to steal Christmas. Its running time is over two hours.
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'''Kentucky Fried Panda''' (abbreviated KFP) is a fast food restaurant located on [[Springfield]]'s [[Fast-Food Boulevard]]. It serves panda. The restaurant's advertising slogan, as displayed in the window, is "Finger Ling-Ling Good!"
  
Christmas Eve, to which an elf announces he is happy. Then, Santa's workshop is attacked by the Christmas Hobgoblins. Later, a smitten hobgoblin and a shepherdess [[The Christmas That Almost Wasn't Then Was|sing of their love for each other]].
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The restaurant holds the rather dubious distinction of having been destroyed twice in Simpsons-related incidents.
The scene in which the hobgoblin and the shepherdess profess their love for each other during singing lasts two hours, which is abruptly interrupted by a stage hand wandering on screen and disappearing again. The movie [presumably] ends with Santa doing a "big sing-off".
 
  
Owing to a massive snowstorm, only a handful of students turned up at [[Springfield Elementary School]] on the last day of term before [[Christmas]]. The teachers called an "emergency caucus", so [[Principal Skinner]] announced that the attending students will be watching a movie, to the initial delight of the children, until they realize that it is a low-budget movie from the late 1930s. Despite being Skinner's favorite movie, the children were clearly unimpressed...
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When the [[Rich Texan]] tried to cut down [[Springfield's oldest redwood tree]], [[Lisa Simpson]] lived in the tree to protect it. Her efforts were for naught as the tree was felled anyway, due to being struck by lightning. Lisa wasn't in the tree at the time (having taken a break to visit home), but because no one knew that, everyone thought she was dead.  The Rich Texan announced he was turning the forest into a sanctuary in Lisa's memory, but later changed his mind and decided to turn the forest into an amusement park, called "Lisa-land". He sprang the idea on everyone at a memorial service in the forest for Lisa, unveiling the tree's log which he had stood upright and made into a sign advertising the park.
  
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At this, Lisa revealed herself as being alive and denounced the amusement park idea. [[Jesse Grass]] cut the log's supporting guy wires and it toppled over and slid down the mountain. The log acted like a giant battering ram, knocking over everything it ran into, and when it reached Springfield's business district, it destroyed a large number of businesses. The log also hit Fast-Food Boulevard, destroying Kentucky Fried Panda and causing [[Homer]] to cry out in dismay...
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Kentucky Fried Panda (abbreviated KFP) is a fast food restaurant located on Springfield's Fast-Food Boulevard. It serves panda. The restaurant's advertising slogan, as displayed in the window, is "Finger Ling-Ling Good!"

The restaurant holds the rather dubious distinction of having been destroyed twice in Simpsons-related incidents.

When the Rich Texan tried to cut down Springfield's oldest redwood tree, Lisa Simpson lived in the tree to protect it. Her efforts were for naught as the tree was felled anyway, due to being struck by lightning. Lisa wasn't in the tree at the time (having taken a break to visit home), but because no one knew that, everyone thought she was dead. The Rich Texan announced he was turning the forest into a sanctuary in Lisa's memory, but later changed his mind and decided to turn the forest into an amusement park, called "Lisa-land". He sprang the idea on everyone at a memorial service in the forest for Lisa, unveiling the tree's log which he had stood upright and made into a sign advertising the park.

At this, Lisa revealed herself as being alive and denounced the amusement park idea. Jesse Grass cut the log's supporting guy wires and it toppled over and slid down the mountain. The log acted like a giant battering ram, knocking over everything it ran into, and when it reached Springfield's business district, it destroyed a large number of businesses. The log also hit Fast-Food Boulevard, destroying Kentucky Fried Panda and causing Homer to cry out in dismay...

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