Difference between revisions of "The Left Behinders!/Quotes"

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Ned: [GASP!] Rod and Todd have been raptured!

Todd: We're right here, daddy!

Rod: We were brushing our teeth and laid our our pajamas for bed!

Ned: Oh, sweet heaven! I was worried you were both in sweet heaven!

Todd: Don't worry, Daddy!, we'd never go anywhere without you?

Ned: The only people still on the street are all sinny ninnies!

Bart: And just like that they were all gone! I didn't think anything could lift Homer!

Dolph: The nerd I was bulling got taken up in the middle of a wedgie!

Mr. Burns: Smithers! I demand you return back down to Earth once! Enough of your Peter Pannery!

Ned: People of Springfield, you might know me as the owner of the Leftorium store in the bad mall! I have important news about what's going on! Everyone here is left-handed! That's why we weren't taken!

Mr. Burns, Dr. Nick, & Herman: [GASP!]

Moe: He's right! I mean, left! I mean...

Moe: ...and that's how I became a Krustatian! Would you like to join our cult? I mean... faith?

Dr. Nick: Why not?

Jasper: Hey, hey-lelujah!

Marge: Hello, Ned! Welcome aboard!

Ned: Don't worry, Marge! I'll find some way that we can all escape!

Homer: Escape?! Are you nuts? We only work two hours a day!

Marge: It's a four-day work week, and we get three months paids vacation!

Lisa: There's also full medical and dental! It's like Space France!