Difference between revisions of "Bart Simpson: Assistant Manager/Quotes"

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Bart: hoa! Wrestle Madness X-Something! Homer, buhy me a ticket a-s-a-p!

Homer: Seventy-five bucks? No w-a-y!

Bart: But it's Hagen the Horrible! Seeing him is my life's dream!

Lisa: Whay to dream big.

Homer: If you wanna spend seventy-five bucks for nosebleed seats, go get a job, and pay for them yourself.

Marge: Bart get a job? Hee-hee!

Bart: What's so funny?

Lisa: Even if could find one, you're not enough to work, legally.

Apu: You are lucky I had that outfit in your size. it was for my cousin "Shorty," but he got held up by immigation.

Bart: Um... they'er kind of a snug fit.

Apu: That is true. Polyester is a wonder fabric, but not very giving.

Apu: Your first mangerial task is to restock the hair spray. It goes right here next to the insecticides.

Bart: Aren't you afraid people will get mixed up and grav the wong can?

Apu: Not to worry. Both have the exact same ingredients.

Apu: Your next task is freezer inventory. You need to count all the milk, sodas, and ice cream.

Bart: Sounds easy enough.

Apu: And you need to rotate and restock the bottles. You will not be in the freezer for more than an hour.

Bart: An hour?! I'll freeze to death in there!

Apu: Do not worry. We have this old coat to wear when we work in the freezer.

Bart: Well, okay... Are you sure this will keep me warm enough?

Apu: That coat belonged to the old hobo who lived out back by the dumpster. It kept him warm for years before he died in it.

Apu: Bart Simpson, you can use mummy dogs to bribe bullies, but you cannot give away half the store to some b-list celebrity!

Bart: But...

Apu: You are fired!

Bart: [GULP!]