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Bart: Milhouse!

Milhouse: Huh?

Bart: I said, are you thinking what I'm thinking? We need to catch a monster!

Milhouse: Where are we gonna find a monster in Springfield?

Bart: I dunno, but there are hideous creatures everywhere.

Milhouse: Whey can't stupid Springfield have a stupid monster?

Bart: You're right. Whey can't stupid Springfield have a stupid monster?

Milhouse: That's what I said!

Bart: So, If we can't hunt down a creature... why don't we make one up? C'mon, we know half the stuff on the show is fake.

Milhouse: Half the stuff on "Monster Safari" is fake?!

Milhouse: Remember, you're paying to dry clean Nana van Houten's fur coat!

Bart: No problemo, we're gonna be rich and famous after we're on TV.

Milhouse: You really think so?

Bart: I know it! You'll be able to buy Nana a truckload of dead animal coats!

Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman reporting from the Springfield Retirement Castle where some of the geriatric residents claim to have spotted a monster! Can you gentlemen be sure of what you saw?

Grampa: As sure as Lyndon Johnson is president of the United States!

Jasper: I say it clear as day, and I've got 20/200 vision!

Kent Brockman: And now for the story of the 'Boys who cried Chupacabra!'

Milhouse: Why do I ever lsiten to you?

Bart: Don't say that. It almost worked!

Kent Brockman: These two pranksters wanted so badly to be on TV that they stopped to scaring senior citzens! Well, boys, you got your wish you're on TV!

Milhouse: Oh, I almost forgot. Here's the dry cleaning bill for Nana's fur coat.

Bart: D'oh!