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Reasons to Avoid a Zombie-Run Restaurant is a list by Comic Book Guy with twelve reasons why you should avoid a zombie-run resturant in the collection Treehouse of Horror Fun-Filled Frightfest.

List

1. You will never, and I mean never, understan d the specials.
2. Questionable entertainment.
3. They seldom get your order right.
4. The vegetarian platter is not what you would expect.
5. Absolutely no taste in comic art.
6. Inappropraiate booster chairs.
7. Did I mention their poor taste in comic art?
8. Unfair benefits for the poltically powerful.
9. Unhappy surprises.
10. Unkind towards the elderly.
11. Zombies make birthdays less than fun.
12. In summary, as the great bard once said, "Horrible zombie food... and such small portions!"