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Revision as of 10:56, December 1, 2012
"A Fish Called Selma" (Medley)
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Song Information
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"A Fish Called Selma" (Medley) is a musical version of the movie Planet of the Apes starring Troy McClure in the Charlton Heston role. It is the twenty-seventh track on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield and the track is a medley of the songs "Troy Chic" (0:18) "Stop the Planet of the Apes" (0:10) "Dr. Zaius" (1:22) "Chimpan A to Chimpan Z" (1:15).
Contents
Lyrics
Troy Chic
- (phone rings)
- MacArthur Parker:
- Troy, Mac Parker. Ever hear of...Planet of the Apes?
- Troy:
- Eh, the movie or the planet?
- MacArthur Parker:
- The brand new multi-million dollar musical! And you are starring...as the human.
- Troy:
- It's the part I was born to play, baby!
Stop the Planet of the Apes
- [music playing]
Dr. Zaius
- Chimpanzee 1:
- Help, the human's about to escape!
- Troy:
- Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!
- Chimpanzee 2:
- (gasps) He can talk!
- Orangutans:
- He can talk! He can talk!
- He can talk! He can talk!
- He can talk! He can talk!
- Troy:
- I can siiiiiiiing!
- Chimp Nurse:
- Ooh, help me, Dr. Zaius!
- Orangutans:
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Oh, Dr. Zaius!
- Orangutan 1:
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Troy:
- What's wrong with me?
- Dr. Zaius:
- I think you're crazy.
- Troy:
- Want a second opinion.
- Dr. Zaius:
- You're also lazy.
- Orangutans:
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Oh, Dr. Zaius!
- Orangutan 1:
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Troy:
- Can I play the piano anymore?
- Dr. Zaius:
- Of course you can.
- Troy:
- Well, I couldn't before.
- (plays the piano)
- Orangutans:
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Oh, Dr. Zaius!
- Orangutan 1:
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Orangutans:
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
- Oh, Dr. Zaius!
- Bart:
- This play has everything.
- Homer:
- Oh, I love legitimate the-a-ter.
Chimpan A to Chimpan Z
- Troy:
- I hate every ape I see
- From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
- No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.
- Oh, my God, I was wrong,
- It was Earth all along.
- You finally made a monkey...
- Ape:
- Yes we finally made a monkey...
- Troy and Apes:
- Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!
- Troy:
- I love you, Dr. Zaius!
- (applause)
- Thank you! It's great to be back! I just want to say I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady, my always outrageous fiancée, Selma! Take a bow, sugarbeet!
- Selma:
- Oh.
- Homer:
- Down in front!
Behind the Laughter
The title of the musical is a parody of the musical Stop the World - I Want to Get Off! The song "Dr. Zaius" is a parody of the song "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Jack Barth. It is the twenty-seventh track on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield.
