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'''Marge:''' Maggie, that's not what you do with a hymn book! ''(sees Homer flossing his teeth with a Bible's bookmark)'' Homer!
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'''Homer:''' What? I forgot to floss today.
  
*'''Milhouse:''' I don't want to live in a world without Bart! ''(jumps down a cliff into the water)''<br />'''Marge:''' Can he swim?<br />'''Bart:''' ''(cool)'' What do you think?
 
 
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*'''Marge:''' Maggie, that's not what you do with a hymn book! ''(sees Homer flossing his teeth with a Bible's bookmark)'' Homer!<br />'''Homer:''' What? I forgot to floss today.
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'''Bart:''' We tried to break up ''your'' parents and we broke up ''mine''!
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'''Milhouse:''' Wanna call my therapist and tell her how you feel? ''(dials into his cell phone)'' Hello, Dr. Wexler?
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'''Wexler (over phone):''' Stop calling me! I'm on my honeymoon! ''(to her husband)'' Yeah, it's that weird kid again.
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*'''Bart:''' We tried to break up ''your'' parents and we broke up ''mine''!<br />'''Milhouse:''' Wanna call my therapist and tell her how you feel? ''(dials into his cell phone)'' Hello, Dr. Wexler?<br />'''Wexler (over phone):''' Stop calling me! I'm on my honeymoon! ''(to her husband)'' Yeah, it's that weird kid again.
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'''Homer:''' Fifteen dollars to infect your kids! Now featuring the Pox box! ''(disclaimer fast)'' Pox Box not recommended for pregnant or nursing women. As with any disease box, results may vary. ''(normal)'' Pox box!
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*'''Homer:''' Fifteen dollars to infect your kids! Now featuring the Pox box! ''(disclaimer fast)'' Pox Box not recommended for pregnant or nursing women. As with any disease box, results may vary. ''(normal)'' Pox box!
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'''Bart:''' I'd pay you a kajillion dollars for you and Marge to get together again.
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'''Homer:''' ''(thinks)'' Make it 2 kajillion.
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'''Marge:''' Homer!
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'''Homer:''' We'll lose the first kajillion to taxes.
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*'''Bart:''' I'd pay you a kajillion dollars for you and Marge to get together again.<br />'''Homer:''' ''(thinks)'' Make it 2 kajillion.<br />'''Marge:''' Homer!<br />'''Homer:''' We'll lose the first kajillion to taxes.
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'''Milhouse:''' I don't want to live in a world without Bart! ''(jumps down a cliff into the water)''
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'''Marge:''' Can he swim?
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'''Bart:''' ''(cool)'' What do you think?
  
  
 
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Revision as of 01:04, August 23, 2012


Season 17 Episode Quotes
358 "The Girl Who Slept Too Little"
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"Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
"Treehouse of Horror XVI" 360


Marge: Maggie, that's not what you do with a hymn book! (sees Homer flossing his teeth with a Bible's bookmark) Homer!

Homer: What? I forgot to floss today.


Bart: We tried to break up your parents and we broke up mine!

Milhouse: Wanna call my therapist and tell her how you feel? (dials into his cell phone) Hello, Dr. Wexler?

Wexler (over phone): Stop calling me! I'm on my honeymoon! (to her husband) Yeah, it's that weird kid again.


Homer: Fifteen dollars to infect your kids! Now featuring the Pox box! (disclaimer fast) Pox Box not recommended for pregnant or nursing women. As with any disease box, results may vary. (normal) Pox box!


Bart: I'd pay you a kajillion dollars for you and Marge to get together again.

Homer: (thinks) Make it 2 kajillion.

Marge: Homer!

Homer: We'll lose the first kajillion to taxes.


Milhouse: I don't want to live in a world without Bart! (jumps down a cliff into the water)

Marge: Can he swim?

Bart: (cool) What do you think?


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