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| − | + | ''My hands were on the gradebook where the'' | |
| − | students' marks are stored. | + | ''students' marks are stored.'' |
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| − | + | ''The teacher burst upon the scene.'' | |
| − | + | ''"Put down that book!" she roared.'' | |
| − | + | ''Now I'm writing out these words one hundred'' | |
| − | '' | + | ''times on the blackboard:'' |
| + | ''"I will not steal gradebooks."'' | ||
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| − | + | ''Man, this task is disconcertin'.'' | |
| − | + | ''Ow, my writing hand is hurtin'. | |
| − | '''''I | + | ''There is one thing that is certain:'' |
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== Behind the Laughter == | == Behind the Laughter == | ||
Revision as of 03:52, June 6, 2012
"The Battle Hymn of the Blackboard" is a song by Bart Simpson.
Lyrics
My hands were on the gradebook where the
students' marks are stored.
The teacher burst upon the scene.
"Put down that book!" she roared.
Now I'm writing out these words one hundred
times on the blackboard:
"I will not steal gradebooks."
Man, this task is disconcertin'.
Ow, my writing hand is hurtin'.
There is one thing that is certain:
I will not steal gradebooks.
Behind the Laughter
- The song is to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic".
