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Opening
Monster Gathering
- Dracula: Ah, Halowen, The one night when we can walk the streets undetected.
- Boys: Hey, lame-os.
- Turner Classic, Movies called.
- They want their costumes back.
- Frankestein: We lame-os?
- Dracula: I have a remedy for our predicament.
- Into this costumery.
Don't Have a Cow, Mankind
Simpson family in nick of time during muncher attack the house.
- Come with me if you want to live.
- Homer: Another politician who can't keep his promises.
Simpsons arrive in the town
- Soldier: Welcome, son. To survive, all we must do is eat your flesh.
- MARGE: Hold it right there, bub. What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior?
- There must be another way.
(Apu reverses his armored SUV, squishing the muncher Hans Moleman, causing his dentures, glasses and eyes pop out)
- Lisa Simpson: Apu, how do you survive?
- Apu: Well, as a vegetarian, I did not consume any tainted burgers. As a store owner, I am armed to the teeth. (He shows the weapons on top of it)
Lisa see the happy children
- LISA: Time has passed.
- Children play in the streets.
- At night, there is music and laughter.
- And all we had to do was let Bart take a bath in our food.
