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== "[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]" == | == "[[Lisa the Beauty Queen]]" == | ||
− | {{Quote|[Hairdresser turns on | + | {{Quote|<nowiki></nowiki>''[Hairdresser turns on blow torch to style Lisa's hair]'' Err... isn't this dangerous?|Lisa}} |
− | {{Quote|Don't worry, I am well protected.|Hairdresser|Lisa the Beauty Queen}} | + | {{Quote|Don't worry, I am well protected. ''[pulls a welding mask over his face]''|Hairdresser|Lisa the Beauty Queen}} |
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*It doesn't seem as good when written out, but the joke was that Lisa asked if it was safe using a flame, and the hairdresser said he was well protected, but didn't say anything about Lisa's safety. {{User:Randomno/sig2}} 13:08, 8 April 2012 (EDT) | *It doesn't seem as good when written out, but the joke was that Lisa asked if it was safe using a flame, and the hairdresser said he was well protected, but didn't say anything about Lisa's safety. {{User:Randomno/sig2}} 13:08, 8 April 2012 (EDT) | ||
:*You don't get it, Randomno. --[[User:Frederick|<big><font color="purple">Fred</font></big>]] (<small>[[User talk:Frederick|<font color="green">Talk</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Contributions/Frederick|<font color="red">Contribs.</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Editcount/Frederick|<font color="orange">Editcount</font>]]</small>) 23:15, 4 May 2012 (EDT) | :*You don't get it, Randomno. --[[User:Frederick|<big><font color="purple">Fred</font></big>]] (<small>[[User talk:Frederick|<font color="green">Talk</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Contributions/Frederick|<font color="red">Contribs.</font>]]</small> '''•''' <small>[[Special:Editcount/Frederick|<font color="orange">Editcount</font>]]</small>) 23:15, 4 May 2012 (EDT) | ||
− | *As far as making the scene easier to picture, I think you could change "flame" to "blow torch" (or something similar), and perhaps add something along the lines of "[Hairdressor pulls a welding mask over his face]" at the end. Just my two cents. --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup> 01:11, 5 May 2012 (EDT) | + | *As far as making the scene easier to picture, I think you could change "flame" to "blow torch" (or something similar), and perhaps add something along the lines of "[Hairdressor pulls a welding mask over his face]" at the end. Just my two cents. --[[User:Nick97|'''<font color=darkorange>Nick97</font>''']] <sup>([[User talk:Nick97|<font color=peach>'''talk'''</font>]] ~ [[Special:Contributions/Nick97|<font color=turquoise>'''contribs'''</font>]])</sup> 01:11, 5 May 2012 (EDT) |
+ | **Done. {{User:Randomno/sig4}} 08:05, 5 May 2012 (EDT) | ||
== "[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]" == | == "[[A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again]]" == |
Revision as of 08:05, May 5, 2012
Past Nominations: 1 |
Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.
Rules
- You can only nominate once a month.
- The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
How to nominate
Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}
If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}
If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br>
{{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br>
{{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}
The episodes don't need square brackets.
Nominations
"The PTA Disbands"
- "Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in everyday and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
- ―Homer Simpson[src]
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"A Star is Burns"
- "I'm afraid we have a bad image, sir, market research shows people see you as something of an ogre."
- ―Waylon Smithers
- "I ought to club them and eat their bones!"
- ―Mr. Burns[src]
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- Heh. :) --Wk (talk) 01:20, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
- Nice. The dialogue is funny on its own. -- Mythigator 12:53, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
- Between these last two quotes, I think this one is funnier. The one below just doesn't work as well without the visual aid. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 01:05, 5 May 2012 (EDT)
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"Lisa the Beauty Queen"
- "[Hairdresser turns on blow torch to style Lisa's hair] Err... isn't this dangerous?"
- ―Lisa
- "Don't worry, I am well protected. [pulls a welding mask over his face]'"
- ―Hairdresser[src]
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- It doesn't seem as good when written out, but the joke was that Lisa asked if it was safe using a flame, and the hairdresser said he was well protected, but didn't say anything about Lisa's safety. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 13:08, 8 April 2012 (EDT)
- As far as making the scene easier to picture, I think you could change "flame" to "blow torch" (or something similar), and perhaps add something along the lines of "[Hairdressor pulls a welding mask over his face]" at the end. Just my two cents. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 01:11, 5 May 2012 (EDT)
- Done. | | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 08:05, 5 May 2012 (EDT)
"A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again"
- "Face it, we're just kids. We can't afford stuff with zeros in the prices."
- ―Lisa[src]
I think it's pretty funny. ~ Phinbart (talk • contribs) 07:57, 5 May 2012 (EDT)