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- [The Simpson family are playing Scrabble, while Maggie is using building blocks. She knocks the tower over just as Lisa's letter "A" falls on the floor.]
- Bart: Come on, Mom.
- Lisa: Yeah, Mom, hurry up!
- Marge: Alright. Hmm... How about, "he"? [makes the word "he" on the board, connecting an "h" to an "e"] 2 points. Your turn, dear.
- Homer: Hmmm... How could anyone make a word out of these lousy letters? [the screen reveals Homer's letter as "Oxidize"] Oh, wait! Here's a good one: "do". [places down a letter "d" to join on to an "o"]
- Lisa: [places the letter "i" above Homer's "d"] "Id". Triple word score!
- Homer: Hey, no abbreviations.
- Lisa: Not "ID", Dad, "id". It's a word!
- Bart: As in, "this game is stupid".
- Homer: Hey, shut up boy.
- Lisa: Yeah, Bart. You're supposed to be developing verbal abilities for your big aptitude test tomorrow.
- Marge: We could look up this "id" thing in the dictionary.
- Homer: We got one?
- Marge: I think it's under the short leg of the couch.
[Homer reaches down to under the couch and pulls the dictionary out.]
- Lisa: [reading from dictionary] "id: along with the ego and the superego one of three compontents of the psyche"!
- Homer: Get outta here! [stars eating a banana]
- Bart: My turn. "Kwyjibo". [puts down letters as he says them out loud] K-W-Y-J-I-B-O. 22 points, plus triple word score, plus 50 points for using all my letters. [Lisa starts looking through the dictionary] Games over, I'm out of here.
- Homer: [grabs Bart by the arm] Wait a minute, you little cheater! You're not going anywhere until you tell me what a "kwyjibo" is.
- Bart: Kwyjibo: Err... [looks at Homer who is glaring at him, still eating his banana.] A big, dumb, balding North American ape. With no chin.
- Marge: And a short temper.
- Homer: [angrily] I'll show you a big dumb balding ape! [chases Bart]
- Bart: Uh oh, kwyjibo on the loose!
[Shot changes to Springfield Elementary School where children are getting off the bus.]
