Difference between revisions of "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders"
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| − | '''Everybody Hates Ned Flanders''' is a song written by [[Homer Simpson]]. It was supposed to be a Christmas carol, but when | + | '''Everybody Hates Ned Flanders''' is a song written by [[Homer Simpson]]. It was supposed to be a Christmas carol, but when Flanders interrupted Homer's writing of it, he decided to make a hate song about him. After hearing it in [[Moe's Tavern]], guest star David Byrne decided to make it into a CD and have it play all over Springfield on radios, church choirs and karaoke bars. However, after hearing several knock-offs, Homer gives up on the song.It appeared in the episode "[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]" |
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Apu: He is so white bread,<br /> Choir: A smiling moustache geek who walks with God!<br /></div> | Apu: He is so white bread,<br /> Choir: A smiling moustache geek who walks with God!<br /></div> | ||
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Revision as of 20:44, October 18, 2009
Everybody Hates Ned Flanders is a song written by Homer Simpson. It was supposed to be a Christmas carol, but when Flanders interrupted Homer's writing of it, he decided to make a hate song about him. After hearing it in Moe's Tavern, guest star David Byrne decided to make it into a CD and have it play all over Springfield on radios, church choirs and karaoke bars. However, after hearing several knock-offs, Homer gives up on the song.It appeared in the episode "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
Everybody In The USA,
Hates their stupid neighbor
He's Flanders and he's really, really lame...
Flanders tried to wreck my song,
His views on birth control are wrong,
I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.
Lenny/Carl/Homer: F-L-A-N-R-D-S,
Homer: He's the man that I hate best,
I'd like to see his house go up in flames.
(sounds some violins)
Lenny/Carl: F-L-A,
Homer: His name is Ned!
Lenny/Carl: E-R-S,
Homer: That's a stupid name!
He's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No.
Byrne: You can't upset him even slightly,
He just smiles and nods politely,
Then goes home and worships nightly,
His Leftorium, is an emporium, of woe!
Lenny/Carl: F-L-A,
Homer: Don't yell at Ned!
Lenny/Carl: D-E-R,
Homer: His wife is dead!
Everybody hates that stupid jerk!
Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing,
Filling clubs with angry Valentinos,
You don't have to move your feet,
Just hate Flanders to the disco beat.
Homer/Byrne: He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!
If you despise polite left-handers,
Homer/Byrne/Flanders: Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders
Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd.
Todd: That's us!
Rod: Hooray!
Audience: F-L-A,
Apu: His name is Ned,
Audience: E-R-S,
Choir: A smiling moustache geek who walks with God!
