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== Lyrics == | == Lyrics == | ||
| − | :Bart: I got a B in arithmetic. | + | :'''Bart''': I got a B in arithmetic. |
| − | :Army: I got a B in arithmetic. | + | :'''Army''': I got a B in arithmetic. |
| − | :Bart: Would have got an A but I was sick. | + | :'''Bart''': Would have got an A but I was sick. |
| − | :Army: Would have got an A but I was sick. | + | :'''Army''': Would have got an A but I was sick. |
| − | :Bart: We are rubber, you are glue. | + | :'''Bart''': We are rubber, you are glue. |
| − | :Army: We are rubber, you are glue. | + | :'''Army''': We are rubber, you are glue. |
| − | :Bart: It bounces off of us and sticks to you. | + | :'''Bart''': It bounces off of us and sticks to you. |
| − | :Army: It bounces off of us and sticks to you. | + | :'''Army''': It bounces off of us and sticks to you. |
| − | :Bart: Sound off. | + | :'''Bart''': Sound off. |
| − | :Army: One! | + | :'''Army''': One! Two! |
| − | :Bart: Sound off! | + | :'''Bart''': Sound off! |
| − | :Army: Three!! Four!! | + | :'''Army''': Three!! Four!! |
| − | :Bart: In English class I did the best. | + | :'''Bart''': In English class I did the best. |
| − | :Army: In English class I did the best. | + | :'''Army''': In English class I did the best. |
| − | :Bart: Because I cheated on the test. | + | :'''Bart''': Because I cheated on the test. |
| − | :Army: Because I cheated on the test. | + | :'''Army''': Because I cheated on the test. |
| − | :Bart: Sound off. | + | :'''Bart''': Sound off. |
| − | :Army: One! | + | :'''Army''': One! Two! |
| − | :Bart: I can't hear you! | + | :'''Bart''': I can't hear you! |
| − | :Army: Three!! | + | :'''Army''': Three!! Four!! |
| − | :Bart: We are happy, we are merry. | + | :'''Bart''': We are happy, we are merry. |
| − | :Army: We are happy, we are merry. | + | :'''Army''': We are happy, we are merry. |
| − | :Bart: We got a rhyming dictionary. | + | :'''Bart''': We got a rhyming dictionary. |
| − | :Army: We got a rhyming dictionary. | + | :'''Army''': We got a rhyming dictionary. |
| − | :Bart: Sound off. | + | :'''Bart''': Sound off. |
| − | :Army: One! | + | :'''Army''': One! Two! |
| − | :Bart: One more time! | + | :'''Bart''': One more time! |
| − | :Army: Three! | + | :'''Army''': Three! Four! |
| − | :Bart: Bring it on home now! | + | :'''Bart''': Bring it on home now! |
| − | :Army: One! | + | :'''Army''': One! Two! Three! Four!<br>One! Two! ... Three-Four! |
== Behind the Laughter == | == Behind the Laughter == | ||
Revision as of 16:06, June 24, 2011
Bart's Army Marching Song is a song sang by Bart and his army when they were marching into war against Nelson.
Lyrics
- Bart: I got a B in arithmetic.
- Army: I got a B in arithmetic.
- Bart: Would have got an A but I was sick.
- Army: Would have got an A but I was sick.
- Bart: We are rubber, you are glue.
- Army: We are rubber, you are glue.
- Bart: It bounces off of us and sticks to you.
- Army: It bounces off of us and sticks to you.
- Bart: Sound off.
- Army: One! Two!
- Bart: Sound off!
- Army: Three!! Four!!
- Bart: In English class I did the best.
- Army: In English class I did the best.
- Bart: Because I cheated on the test.
- Army: Because I cheated on the test.
- Bart: Sound off.
- Army: One! Two!
- Bart: I can't hear you!
- Army: Three!! Four!!
- Bart: We are happy, we are merry.
- Army: We are happy, we are merry.
- Bart: We got a rhyming dictionary.
- Army: We got a rhyming dictionary.
- Bart: Sound off.
- Army: One! Two!
- Bart: One more time!
- Army: Three! Four!
- Bart: Bring it on home now!
- Army: One! Two! Three! Four!
One! Two! ... Three-Four!
Behind the Laughter
The song was written by John Swartzwelder.
