Difference between revisions of "Angry Dad: The Movie/Quotes"

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"Don't worry, son. Everyone makes mistakes. Yours is just public and expensive."

―Homer to Bart

"It's nice to see all my friends from before I went to rehab. I'm just kidding, of course. None of you are my friends."

―Russell Brand

"And the winner is... not going to be announced until we see a lengthy clip from each short."

―Halle Berry

"That's Angry Dad, the semi-autobiographical web cartoon I created."

―Bart

"I legally forced him to say "semi"."

―Homer

"Angry Dad is nominated for an Oscar for Best Animated Short? I'm going to the Oscars! Not as a seat filler! I'm getting a gift basket! And I won't declare it!"

―Bart

"Bart! It's the middle of Awards season. Who the hell is calling you at three in the morning?"

―Homer

"Uh, no one. Wrong number."

―Bart

"If I find out it's the right number, you're in big trouble."

―Homer