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Difference between revisions of "Hungry, Hungry Homer/Quotes"

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:'''[[Lenny]]''': The team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap heartless Duff corporation. Hey [[Moe]], give us a Duff! Ah yeah, sweet Duff.
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:'''[[Lenny]]''': "The team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap heartless Duff corporation. Hey [[Moe]], give us a Duff! Ah yeah, sweet Duff."
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City Hall… aka, Blocko Land. So don't even try!
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:'''[[Homer]]''': "Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City Hall… aka, Blocko Land. So don't even try!"
:'''[[Marge]]''': What kind of a thing is that to tell your children?
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:'''[[Marge]]''': "What kind of a thing is that to tell your children?"
:'''Homer''': It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep.
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:'''Homer''': "It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep."
 
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:'''Homer''': Is this the executive office of the ball club.
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:'''Homer''': "Is this the executive office of the ball club."
:'''Caretaker''': Nope, this is the equipment shed.
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:'''Caretaker''': "Nope, this is the equipment shed."
:'''Homer''': Is that it?
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:'''Homer''': "Is that it?"
:'''Caretaker''': That's where we keep the water heater.
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:'''Caretaker''': "That's where we keep the water heater."
:'''Homer''': Is…
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:'''Homer''': "Is…"
:'''Caretaker''': That's a tractor.
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:'''Caretaker''': "That's a tractor."
:'''Homer''': I see.
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:'''Homer''': "I see."
 
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:'''Homer''': Kids, how would you like to go to Blockoland?
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:'''Homer''': "Kids, how would you like to go to Blockoland?"
:'''[[Bart]] and [[Lisa]]''': Meh.
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:'''[[Bart]] and [[Lisa]]''': "Meh."
:'''Homer''': But the TV gave me the impression that--
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:'''Homer''': "But the TV gave me the impression that--"
:'''Bart''': We said, "Meh."
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:'''Bart''': "We said, "Meh.""
:'''Lisa''': M-E-H. Meh.
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:'''Lisa''': "M-E-H. Meh."
 
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:'''Homer''': I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie, or just finished lying. But not when I am telling the truth!
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:'''Homer''': "I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie, or just finished lying. But not when I am telling the truth!"
 
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:'''Homer''': Got a problem, Bart?
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:'''Homer''': "Got a problem, Bart?"
:'''Bart''': The girl at school won't go to the dance with me.
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:'''Bart''': "The girl at school won't go to the dance with me."
:'''Lisa''': (childish singing) Bart's got a girlfriend!
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:'''Lisa''': ''(childish singing)'' "Bart's got a girlfriend!"
:'''Bart''': No I don't, that's the problem.
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:'''Bart''': "No I don't, that's the problem."
:'''Lisa''': (childish singing) Bart's got a problem!
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:'''Lisa''': ''(childish singing)'' "Bart's got a problem!"
 
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:'''Homer''': So I gave the guy directions, even though I didn't know the way. Because that's the kind of guy I am this week.  
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:'''Homer''': "So I gave the guy directions, even though I didn't know the way. Because that's the kind of guy I am this week."
  
 
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Revision as of 06:31, August 27, 2010



Lenny: "The team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap heartless Duff corporation. Hey Moe, give us a Duff! Ah yeah, sweet Duff."

Homer: "Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City Hall… aka, Blocko Land. So don't even try!"
Marge: "What kind of a thing is that to tell your children?"
Homer: "It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep."

Homer: "Is this the executive office of the ball club."
Caretaker: "Nope, this is the equipment shed."
Homer: "Is that it?"
Caretaker: "That's where we keep the water heater."
Homer: "Is…"
Caretaker: "That's a tractor."
Homer: "I see."

Homer: "Kids, how would you like to go to Blockoland?"
Bart and Lisa: "Meh."
Homer: "But the TV gave me the impression that--"
Bart: "We said, "Meh.""
Lisa: "M-E-H. Meh."

Homer: "I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie, or just finished lying. But not when I am telling the truth!"

Homer: "Got a problem, Bart?"
Bart: "The girl at school won't go to the dance with me."
Lisa: (childish singing) "Bart's got a girlfriend!"
Bart: "No I don't, that's the problem."
Lisa: (childish singing) "Bart's got a problem!"

Homer: "So I gave the guy directions, even though I didn't know the way. Because that's the kind of guy I am this week."

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