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:(An egg hatches and a rhino comes out)
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Rhinos don't hatch from eggs.
 
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Rhinos don't hatch from eggs.
 
:'''[[Homer]]''': What did you just see, Lisa?
 
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:'''Flight Attendant''': Please prepare for our landing in Tanzania.
 
:'''Flight Attendant''': Please prepare for our landing in Tanzania.
:(Someone hands her a note)
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:(''Someone hands her a note'')
 
:'''Flight Attendant''': Excuse me. It is now called New Zanzibar.
 
:'''Flight Attendant''': Excuse me. It is now called New Zanzibar.
:(Someone hands her another note)
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:'''Flight Attendant''': I'm sorry. It is now called Pepsi Presents New Zanzibar.
 
:'''Flight Attendant''': I'm sorry. It is now called Pepsi Presents New Zanzibar.
 
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Revision as of 22:04, September 23, 2010



(An egg hatches and a rhino comes out)
Lisa: Rhinos don't hatch from eggs.
Homer: What did you just see, Lisa?
Lisa: I know, but . . .
Homer: What did you just see?

Flight Attendant: Please prepare for our landing in Tanzania.
(Someone hands her a note)
Flight Attendant: Excuse me. It is now called New Zanzibar.
(Someone hands her another note)
Flight Attendant: I'm sorry. It is now called Pepsi Presents New Zanzibar.

Bart: I need this candy for school…candy class.
Homer: Well okay, but get five bags in case we say four on the way home.
Lisa: My teacher said I need cupcakes…cupcakes to learn.
Homer: In the cart.
Bart: I'm out of wine…
Homer: Cart

Agnes Skinner: And you! Start over! I want everything in one bag.
Bag Boy: Yes, ma'am.
Agnes Skinner: But I don't want the bag to be heavy.
Bag Boy: I don't think that's possible...
Agnes Skinner: What are you, the "possible police"? Just do it!

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