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:'''[[Gypsy]]''': ''[reading [[Marge]]'s fortune]'' "I sense you live with much misery." | :'''[[Gypsy]]''': ''[reading [[Marge]]'s fortune]'' "I sense you live with much misery." | ||
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| − | :'''Homer''': "The perfect crime. Marge, I have to be in court next Tuesday." | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': "The perfect crime. Marge, I have to be in court next Tuesday." |
:'''Gypsy''': "I sense I should not take ... a check!" ''[glares at Homer]'' | :'''Gypsy''': "I sense I should not take ... a check!" ''[glares at Homer]'' | ||
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:''[At the bar, [[Moe]] suggests that Homer use a [[Leprechaun]] to get rid of the Gypsy's curse.]'' | :''[At the bar, [[Moe]] suggests that Homer use a [[Leprechaun]] to get rid of the Gypsy's curse.]'' | ||
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:''[The Leprechaun and the Gypsy have just gotten married. Marge and Homer are at the wedding.]'' | :''[The Leprechaun and the Gypsy have just gotten married. Marge and Homer are at the wedding.]'' | ||
Revision as of 12:09, April 20, 2010
Hex and the City
- [Homer bursts in, chuckling and carrying a balloon that says "Birthday Boy."]
- Homer: "The perfect crime. Marge, I have to be in court next Tuesday."
- Gypsy: "I sense I should not take ... a check!" [glares at Homer]
- [At the bar, Moe suggests that Homer use a Leprechaun to get rid of the Gypsy's curse.]
- Carl: "You know, I was hexed by a troll once, and a Leprechaun fixed that right up."
- Lenny: "Hey, you know what's even better is Jesus. He's like six Leprechauns."
- Carl: "Yeah, but a lot harder to catch. Go with a Leprechaun."
- [The Leprechaun and the Gypsy have just gotten married. Marge and Homer are at the wedding.]
- Marge: "The best thing about a Gypsy wedding is I'm not the hairiest woman here."
- Homer: "Yep. Everything worked out for the best."
- Marge: "What?! Bart is dead!"
- Homer: "Well, me saying I'm sorry won't bring him back."
- Marge: "The Gypsy said it would."
- Homer: [stubbornly] "She's not the boss of me."
