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:'''Adjuster''': Just one more question before I approve the case. This place you were at, Moe's, is this a business of some sort?
 
:'''Adjuster''': Just one more question before I approve the case. This place you were at, Moe's, is this a business of some sort?
 
:'''Homer's Brain''': Don't tell him you were at a bar. (''gasps'') But what else is open at night?
 
:'''Homer's Brain''': Don't tell him you were at a bar. (''gasps'') But what else is open at night?
:'''[[Homer]]''': It's a pornography. I was buying pornography.
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:'''[[Homer]]''': It is a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
 
:'''Homer's Brain''': Heh heh. I would have never thought of that.
 
:'''Homer's Brain''': Heh heh. I would have never thought of that.
 
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:(''Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blond model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car'')
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:''Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blond model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car''
 
:'''Homer''': Do you come with the car?
 
:'''Homer''': Do you come with the car?
 
:'''Model''': Te-he-he-he! You!
 
:'''Model''': Te-he-he-he! You!
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:'''Homer''': Heh. Nice meetin’ ya…Just keep moving, don’t make eye contact…
 
:'''Homer''': Heh. Nice meetin’ ya…Just keep moving, don’t make eye contact…
 
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:'''Homer''': [''answers the phone''] Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow.  
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:''Telephone rings and is answered by Homer.''
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:'''Homer''': Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow.  
 
:'''Man''': Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors.  
 
:'''Man''': Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors.  
 
:'''Homer''': Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow, you know, from ''Leave It To Beaver''. [''pause'']  Yeah, they were gay.  
 
:'''Homer''': Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow, you know, from ''Leave It To Beaver''. [''pause'']  Yeah, they were gay.  
 
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Revision as of 07:43, June 24, 2010


(Homer totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss)
Adjuster: Just one more question before I approve the case. This place you were at, Moe's, is this a business of some sort?
Homer's Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar. (gasps) But what else is open at night?
Homer: It is a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Homer's Brain: Heh heh. I would have never thought of that.

Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blond model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car
Homer: Do you come with the car?
Model: Te-he-he-he! You!
Homer goes to look at other cars, another man looks at car
Man: Do you come with the car?
Model: Te-he-he-he! You!

Homer: Adam West! Hey, kids! Batman!!
Lisa: Dad, that’s not the real Batman.
Adam West: Of course I’m Batman. See, here’s a picture of me with Robin.
Bart: Who the hell is Robin?
Adam West: I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi? (starts dancing)
Homer: Heh. Nice meetin’ ya…Just keep moving, don’t make eye contact…

Telephone rings and is answered by Homer.
Homer: Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow.
Man: Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors.
Homer: Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow, you know, from Leave It To Beaver. [pause] Yeah, they were gay.

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