Difference between revisions of "Burns' Heir/Quotes"
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| − | + | (''A deprogrammer has just finished forcing [[Bart]] into forgetting Mr Burns and coming back to the Simpson family'') | |
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'''Deprogrammer:''' "Well Mr and Mrs Simpson, I think I have reformed young Bart. Bart come out!" | '''Deprogrammer:''' "Well Mr and Mrs Simpson, I think I have reformed young Bart. Bart come out!" | ||
| − | + | ''Hans Moleman walks out of the room, wearing an orange shirt and blue shorts like Bart's usual outfit'' | |
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'''Hans Moleman:'''(''monotonal) "''Mom, Dad, I missed you!" | '''Hans Moleman:'''(''monotonal) "''Mom, Dad, I missed you!" | ||
| − | + | '''[[Homer]]: '''"Oh son, we finally have you back! "(''Homer kisses Hans Moleman)'' | |
| − | '''[[Homer]]: '''"Oh son, | ||
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'''[[Marge]]: '''"Homer, that's Hans Moleman." | '''[[Marge]]: '''"Homer, that's Hans Moleman." | ||
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'''Homer:''' "Can we keep him anyway, huh, huh?" | '''Homer:''' "Can we keep him anyway, huh, huh?" | ||
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| − | + | ''Mr. Burns attempts to prove the Simpson family does not love him, and shows him a scripted version of a false Simpsons residence'' | |
| − | + | '''Homer Actor'''{voice unlike Homer's}: I do not miss Bart at all. | |
| − | + | '''Marge Actress'''{overly gravelly voice}: I am glad that he is gone. | |
| − | + | ''Homer actor drops his sandwich'' | |
| − | + | '''Homer Actor''': B'oh! | |
| − | + | '''Bart''': Something about them did not seem right. | |
| − | + | ''Bart departs room'' | |
| − | + | '''Mr. Burns''': What was that?! For the seventh time, Homer Simpson does not say "B'oh!", he says "D'oh!" | |
| − | + | '''Homer Actor''': Sorry M.B., I am having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a nuerological quirk, like ''Rain Man'' or ''Awakenings''? | |
| − | + | '''Mr. Burns''': Do it right or it will be back to the Westport Community Theatre for all of you! | |
| − | + | {{Season 5 Q}} | |
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Revision as of 22:05, April 4, 2010
(A deprogrammer has just finished forcing Bart into forgetting Mr Burns and coming back to the Simpson family) Deprogrammer: "Well Mr and Mrs Simpson, I think I have reformed young Bart. Bart come out!" Hans Moleman walks out of the room, wearing an orange shirt and blue shorts like Bart's usual outfit Hans Moleman:(monotonal) "Mom, Dad, I missed you!" Homer: "Oh son, we finally have you back! "(Homer kisses Hans Moleman) Marge: "Homer, that's Hans Moleman." Homer: "Can we keep him anyway, huh, huh?"
Mr. Burns attempts to prove the Simpson family does not love him, and shows him a scripted version of a false Simpsons residence Homer Actor{voice unlike Homer's}: I do not miss Bart at all. Marge Actress{overly gravelly voice}: I am glad that he is gone. Homer actor drops his sandwich Homer Actor: B'oh! Bart: Something about them did not seem right. Bart departs room Mr. Burns: What was that?! For the seventh time, Homer Simpson does not say "B'oh!", he says "D'oh!" Homer Actor: Sorry M.B., I am having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a nuerological quirk, like Rain Man or Awakenings? Mr. Burns: Do it right or it will be back to the Westport Community Theatre for all of you! Template:Season 5 Q
