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- Aragorn: Tell me what thoughts trouble your mind, elf king?
- Legolas: 'Tis my impending marriage that hangs upon my brow. I am wistful of the many fair elves of my kingdom who shall never come to enjoy me... Alas, I pity them.
- Frodo Baggins: How well you love the women, elf king.
- Legolas: Um... Yes. The, ah, the women.
- Marge: What kind of grandfather are you? Letting these children go barefoot in the snow!
- Homer: Check out the hair! Man, I wish my head looked like your feet!
- Gandalf the Grey: I sense great evil in this one.
- Bart: Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before, Yoda. Now let's get questing!
- Bart and Lisa: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
- Gandalf: Does this look like a volcano to you?
- Lisa: The dwarf is poking me with his axe.
- Gimli: I am not!
- Marge: Don't make me come back there! I'll turn this Fellowship around, and we'll go home, and evil will rule forever! Is that what you want?
- Bart: Couldn't you just melt it down with a blowtorch?
- Gandalf: A what? No.
- Bart: How about a lightsaber!
- Gandalf: No!
- Gandalf: Alas, the elven king and dwarf lord are lost. We shall grieve for them.
- Homer: I said I was sorry. How much longer are we going to play the blame game?
- Aragorn: There go three brave and noble hobbits.
- Bart: Maybe those hungry-looking wolves will break their fall?
- Aragorn: They don't look hungry anymore.
- Bart: I bet Superman could destroy the ring!
- Gandalf: I have no idea who that is, but no!
- Frodo: Where is our warrior?
- Homer: Okay, long story short, I double dog dared him to kiss that dragon.
- Dragon: Braaaaap!
- Frodo: It is only your family and myself left to shoulder this burden! Nooo! This is the worst thing that has ever happened to the Fellowship!
- Bart: How about that Ralph Bakshi movie?
- Frodo: Fine, the second worst.
- Sauron: Hey, wait a minute! I feel great! What a relief! Thanks to you, blue-haired pixie wench!
- Lisa: So, you don't still want to destroy us?
- Sauron: Heck no! I feel so good I'm giving up evil! You can keep the ring.
