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| − | :'''Smooth Jimmy Apollo''': Today's game between the Denver Broncos and the New England Patriots is too close to call. But if you are one of those compulsive types that just has to bet, uh, I don't know...Denver. | + | :'''Smooth Jimmy Apollo''': "Today's game between the Denver Broncos and the New England Patriots is too close to call. But if you are one of those compulsive types that just has to bet, uh, I don't know...Denver." |
| − | :''Homer phones Moe'' | + | :''(Homer phones Moe)'' |
| − | :'''Homer''': Moe, can you put me down for $20 on Denver? | + | :'''Homer''': "Moe, can you put me down for $20 on Denver?" |
| − | :'''Moe''' | + | :'''Moe'''''':''' ''(slyly) ''"I think we can arrange that. Chief Wiggum, can you pass me my little black book?" |
| − | :'''Chief Wiggum''': Oh, sure thing, Moe. I was just using it as a coaster. | + | :'''Chief Wiggum''': "Oh, sure thing, Moe. I was just using it as a coaster." |
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:''Homer has just lost his bet'' | :''Homer has just lost his bet'' | ||
| − | :'''Smooth Jimmy Apollo''': Well folks, when you are 52% right that means you are 48% wrong. | + | :'''Smooth Jimmy Apollo''': "Well folks, when you are 52% right that means you are 48% wrong." |
| − | :'''Homer''': | + | :'''Homer''': "D'OH! Why did you not say that before?" |
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| − | :'''Lisa''': What could be better than the savage ballet that is professional football? | + | :'''Lisa''': "What could be better than the savage ballet that is professional football?" |
| − | :'''Homer''': You like ice cream, don't you. | + | :'''Homer''': "You like ice cream, don't you." |
| − | :'''Lisa''': Yes. | + | :'''Lisa''': "Yes." |
| − | :'''Homer''': And do you like it even better when it has hot fudge, caramel, whipped cream, cherries, chocolate chips, and crumbled-up cookie things. Mmmmm....crumbled-up cookie things. | + | :'''Homer''': "And do you like it even better when it has hot fudge, caramel, whipped cream, cherries, chocolate chips, and crumbled-up cookie things. Mmmmm....crumbled-up cookie things." |
| − | :'''Lisa''': So gambling makes a good thing even better. | + | :'''Lisa''': "So gambling makes a good thing even better." |
| − | :'''Homer''': Yes, it is like there is some kind of bond between us. | + | :'''Homer''': "Yes, it is like there is some kind of bond between us." |
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Revision as of 22:56, July 31, 2010
- Smooth Jimmy Apollo: "Today's game between the Denver Broncos and the New England Patriots is too close to call. But if you are one of those compulsive types that just has to bet, uh, I don't know...Denver."
- (Homer phones Moe)
- Homer: "Moe, can you put me down for $20 on Denver?"
- 'Moe': (slyly) "I think we can arrange that. Chief Wiggum, can you pass me my little black book?"
- Chief Wiggum: "Oh, sure thing, Moe. I was just using it as a coaster."
- Homer has just lost his bet
- Smooth Jimmy Apollo: "Well folks, when you are 52% right that means you are 48% wrong."
- Homer: "D'OH! Why did you not say that before?"
- Lisa: "What could be better than the savage ballet that is professional football?"
- Homer: "You like ice cream, don't you."
- Lisa: "Yes."
- Homer: "And do you like it even better when it has hot fudge, caramel, whipped cream, cherries, chocolate chips, and crumbled-up cookie things. Mmmmm....crumbled-up cookie things."
- Lisa: "So gambling makes a good thing even better."
- Homer: "Yes, it is like there is some kind of bond between us."
