Difference between revisions of "Lisa's First Word/Quotes"
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− | :'''Homer''': You know, Maggie. The sooner kids learn to talk, the sooner they talk back. | + | <hr width="50%" /> |
− | :'''Maggie''': Daddy. | + | |
+ | :'''[[Marge]]''': "I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born as an heirloom." | ||
+ | :'''Newspaper Headline''': "HART TO MONDALE, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF'?" | ||
+ | :'''[[Lisa]]''': "I don't get it." | ||
+ | :'''[[Homer]]''': ''[chuckling]'' "'Where's the beef' ... No wonder he (Mondale) won Minnesota!" | ||
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+ | :'''Baby [[Lisa]]''': "Bart!" | ||
+ | :'''Toddler [[Bart]]''': "What did you say?" | ||
+ | :'''Baby Lisa''': "Bart?" | ||
+ | :'''Bart''': "Suffering succatash! You can talk! ''[runs downstairs]'' Mom! Dad! She can talk! Say it again, Lis." | ||
+ | :'''Baby Lisa''': "Bart! Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart." | ||
+ | :'''Bart''': "''I'm'' her first word!" | ||
+ | :'''[[Marge]]''': "Well, I'm not suprised. Lisa's crazy about you. She thinks you hung the moon." | ||
+ | :'''Bart''': "Wow! ''[to Lisa]'' Lisa. Can you say 'Mommy'?" | ||
+ | :'''Baby Lisa''': "Mommy." | ||
+ | :'''Bart''': "Can you say 'David Hasslehoff'?" | ||
+ | :'''Baby Lisa''': "Dabid Hasslehoff." ''[giggles]'' | ||
+ | :'''[[Homer]]''': "Can you say 'Daddy'?" | ||
+ | :'''Baby Lisa''': "Homer." | ||
+ | :'''Homer''': "No, sweetie. 'Daddy'." | ||
+ | :'''Baby Lisa''': ''[pause]'' "Homer." | ||
+ | :'''Homer''': "D'oh!" | ||
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+ | :''[While [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] argue, [[Homer]] puts [[Maggie]] to bed.]'' | ||
+ | :'''Homer''': "You know, Maggie. The sooner kids learn to talk, the sooner they talk back. ''[puts Maggie in her crib]'' I hope you never say a word." | ||
+ | :''[Homer leaves the room, closing the door behind him. Maggie takes her pacifier out of her mouth.]'' | ||
+ | :'''Maggie''': "Daddy." | ||
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Revision as of 07:30, July 28, 2010
- Marge: "I saved this newspaper from the day Lisa was born as an heirloom."
- Newspaper Headline: "HART TO MONDALE, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF'?"
- Lisa: "I don't get it."
- Homer: [chuckling] "'Where's the beef' ... No wonder he (Mondale) won Minnesota!"
- Baby Lisa: "Bart!"
- Toddler Bart: "What did you say?"
- Baby Lisa: "Bart?"
- Bart: "Suffering succatash! You can talk! [runs downstairs] Mom! Dad! She can talk! Say it again, Lis."
- Baby Lisa: "Bart! Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart."
- Bart: "I'm her first word!"
- Marge: "Well, I'm not suprised. Lisa's crazy about you. She thinks you hung the moon."
- Bart: "Wow! [to Lisa] Lisa. Can you say 'Mommy'?"
- Baby Lisa: "Mommy."
- Bart: "Can you say 'David Hasslehoff'?"
- Baby Lisa: "Dabid Hasslehoff." [giggles]
- Homer: "Can you say 'Daddy'?"
- Baby Lisa: "Homer."
- Homer: "No, sweetie. 'Daddy'."
- Baby Lisa: [pause] "Homer."
- Homer: "D'oh!"
- [While Bart and Lisa argue, Homer puts Maggie to bed.]
- Homer: "You know, Maggie. The sooner kids learn to talk, the sooner they talk back. [puts Maggie in her crib] I hope you never say a word."
- [Homer leaves the room, closing the door behind him. Maggie takes her pacifier out of her mouth.]
- Maggie: "Daddy."