Difference between revisions of "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer/Quotes"
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| − | :'''[[Homer]]''': '' | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': ''[After being reminded of his drunken behavior at last year's Springfield Chili Cook-Off]'' "Oh well, of course everything looks bad when you ''remember'' it!" |
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| − | :''' | + | :''[Homer interrupts [[Marge]] while she's looking at [[Lenny]]'s crafts booth.]'' |
| + | :'''Homer''': "Maaaaaarrge! We're missing the chili! Less artsy, more fartsy!" | ||
| + | :'''Marge''': "Homer, I happen to like handicrafts much more than stuffing my face." | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "Fine, I'll come find you when I'm ready to stop having fun." | ||
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| − | :'' | + | :'''[[Smithers]]''': "Evenin', little lady. Ya reckon a square could get a dance?" |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Marge''': "It looks so complicated. Do you know how?" |
| + | :'''Smithers''': "Ma'am, I wouldn't honk the honk if I couldn't tonk the tonk." | ||
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| − | :'''Homer''': '' | + | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': "That Homer Simpson! He thinks he is the Pope of Chilitown!" |
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| + | :''[His mouth protected by candle wax, Homer eats several [[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper|Guatemalan Insanity Peppers]] while a shocked crowd watches.]'' | ||
| + | :'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': "Good Lord, this can't be happening!" | ||
| + | :'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': "By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears." | ||
| + | :'''[[Krusty]]''': "His ears if we're ''lucky''!" | ||
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| + | :'''Homer''': ''[Hallucinating]'' "I hope I didn't brain my damage." | ||
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| + | :'''[[Spirit Guide|Coyote]]''': "There is a lesson you must learn." | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "If it's about laying off the [[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper|insanity peppers]], I'm way ahead of you." | ||
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| + | :''[Homer is at a phone booth in search for his soul mate.]'' | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': "Hello, is this GBM? I am in search of my soul mate. I too like rainy days. Uh huh...well I do not like that...or that...or that. You know, I am going to hang up now." | ||
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Revision as of 11:13, May 20, 2010
- Homer: [After being reminded of his drunken behavior at last year's Springfield Chili Cook-Off] "Oh well, of course everything looks bad when you remember it!"
- [Homer interrupts Marge while she's looking at Lenny's crafts booth.]
- Homer: "Maaaaaarrge! We're missing the chili! Less artsy, more fartsy!"
- Marge: "Homer, I happen to like handicrafts much more than stuffing my face."
- Homer: "Fine, I'll come find you when I'm ready to stop having fun."
- Smithers: "Evenin', little lady. Ya reckon a square could get a dance?"
- Marge: "It looks so complicated. Do you know how?"
- Smithers: "Ma'am, I wouldn't honk the honk if I couldn't tonk the tonk."
- Chief Wiggum: "That Homer Simpson! He thinks he is the Pope of Chilitown!"
- [His mouth protected by candle wax, Homer eats several Guatemalan Insanity Peppers while a shocked crowd watches.]
- Mayor Quimby: "Good Lord, this can't be happening!"
- Dr. Hibbert: "By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears."
- Krusty: "His ears if we're lucky!"
- Homer: [Hallucinating] "I hope I didn't brain my damage."
- Coyote: "There is a lesson you must learn."
- Homer: "If it's about laying off the insanity peppers, I'm way ahead of you."
- [Homer is at a phone booth in search for his soul mate.]
- Homer: "Hello, is this GBM? I am in search of my soul mate. I too like rainy days. Uh huh...well I do not like that...or that...or that. You know, I am going to hang up now."
