Difference between revisions of "Margemary's Baby/Quotes"

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Gil Gunderson: The apartment is very big and inexpensive... It's definitely not haunted by evil spirits... That's just a nasty rumor.

Margemary: What rumor?

Gil: Er, did I say "rumor"? Silly me. Don't start rumors! Ol' Gil's got enough problems!

Gil: Here's something you won't find in most places.

Homer: A horned goat?

Gil: No behind the goat... There's a dishwasher!

Margemary: This place is big, but it's a shame that it has a touch of evil.

Monty Burns: This apartment is haunted by ghosts from an old Greenpeace office. Their long-haired hippie moans create a sweet lullaby.

Monty Burns: We tried for years. We did everything. Doctors, acupuncture, in vitro, praying... to Satan.

Margemary: Sorry, I thought you said... Satan?

Monty Burns: Oh yes! We worship out dark prince!

Monty Burns: You see, the devil can make your dreams come true! It's like being friends with a leprechaun, but without the disgusting Irish accent and unseemly alcoholism!

Homer: Apu, I thought you believed in magic elephants or whatever?

Apu: Have eight babies and see who you pray to!

Monty Burns: We did it! When this baby matures, it will destroy the entire world!

Margemary: That sounds like a lot of pressure. Maybe you're wrong and this isn't the baby that's going to end the world.

Monty Burns: Then I'll have to use the GOP and nuclear power!