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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo |The Last Temptation of Homer|Homer the Vigilante}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo |The Last Temptation of Homer|Homer the Vigilante}} | ||
| − | :'''[[Smithers]]''': Sir, the | + | :'''[[Smithers]]''': Sir, bad news from accounting, the economy's hit us pretty hard. |
| − | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': | + | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Tough times eh. I've lived through twelve recessions, eight panics and five years of McKinleynomics. I'll survive this. |
| − | :'' | + | :'''Smithers''': Even so, sir, we ''could'' stand to lay off a few employees. |
| − | + | :'''Mr. Burns''': [''enthusiastically''] Oh, very well! [''points at some monitors''] Lay off him, him, him, him... | |
| − | :''Mr. Burns | + | :''[Mr. Burns sees Homer staring into space, but wearing glasses.]'' |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Mr. Burns''': Hmm, better keep the egghead. He just might come in handy. |
| − | :''Mr. Burns sees Homer staring into space, but wearing glasses.'' | ||
| − | :'''Mr. Burns''': Hmm, better keep the egghead. | ||
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| − | :'''[[Robert Goulet]]''': ''[coming out of the airplane and sees Bart with | + | :'''[[Robert Goulet]]''': ''[coming out of the airplane and sees Bart with his name on a sign]'' Hi. You from the casino? |
| − | :'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': I am from | + | :'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': I am from ''a'' casino. |
| − | :'''Robert Goulet''': | + | :'''Robert Goulet''': Good enough. Let's go. |
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:''[Bart takes Robert Goulet to his treehouse]'' | :''[Bart takes Robert Goulet to his treehouse]'' | ||
:'''Robert Goulet''': Are you sure this is the casino? I think I should call my manager. | :'''Robert Goulet''': Are you sure this is the casino? I think I should call my manager. | ||
| − | :'''[[Nelson Muntz]]''' ''(brandishing his fist at Goulet]'': | + | :'''[[Nelson Muntz]]''' ''(brandishing his fist at Goulet]'': Your manager says for you to shut up! |
:'''Robert Goulet''': Vera said that? | :'''Robert Goulet''': Vera said that? | ||
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| − | + | :'''[[Principal Skinner]]''': And special awards go to the two students who obviously had no help from their parents: Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum. | |
| − | + | :''[Lisa is wearing Homer's crudely made Florida costume, while Ralph taped a piece of paper to himself with "IDAHO" written on it]'' | |
| − | + | :'''[[Ralph]]''': I'm Idaho! | |
| − | :'''[[Principal Skinner]]''': And | + | :'''Principal Skinner''': Yes, of course you are |
| − | :''[Lisa is wearing Homer's crudely made | ||
| − | :'''[[Ralph]]''': I | ||
| − | :'''Principal Skinner''': Yes you are | ||
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:''Deleted scene'' | :''Deleted scene'' | ||
| − | :'''[[James | + | :'''{{w|Blofeld}}''': 20. Your move, Mr. Bond. |
| + | :'''[[James Bond]]''': I'll take a hit, dealer. | ||
:''[Homer deals Bont a card]'' | :''[Homer deals Bont a card]'' | ||
| − | :'''James | + | :'''James Bond''': Joker? You were supposed to those out of the deck. |
| − | :'''Homer''': | + | :'''Homer''': Oh sorry, here's another one. |
| − | :'''James | + | :'''James Bond''': What's this card? "Rules for Draw and Stud Poker"? |
| − | :''[ | + | :'''Blofeld''': What a pity, Mr. Bond. |
| − | :''' | + | :''[{{w|Odd Job}} and ''{{w|Jaws (James Bond)|Jaws}} grab Bond and drag him out]'' |
| − | :'' | + | :'''Bond:''' But...but it's Homer's fault! I didn't lose. I never lose! Well, at least tell me the details of your plot for world domination. |
| − | : | + | :'''Blofeld:''' Ho ho ho, I'm not going to fall for ''that'' one again. |
| − | :'''Lisa''': | + | |
| − | :'''Homer''': | + | ---- |
| − | :'''Lisa''': I know it | + | :'''Lisa''': Mom! |
| − | :'''Homer''': | + | :'''Homer''': Huh -- wha -- Lisa! What's up? |
| − | : | + | :'''Lisa''': I just had a bad dream! |
| − | :'''Homer''':Bart, I don't | + | :'''Homer''': Oh, sure. You just lie down and tell me all about it. |
| − | :'''Bart''':AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! | + | :'''Lisa''': Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the bogeyman was after me, and he's hiding under -- |
| − | : | + | :'''Homer''': AAAHHHHH! BOOGIE MAN! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun! |
| − | :'''Homer''':The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. | + | :''[Homer runs into Bart's room]'' |
| − | :''' | + | :'''Homer''': Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a bogeyman or bogeymen in the house! |
| − | :'''Homer''':D'oh! | + | :'''Bart''': AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! |
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| − | + | :''[Homer finds Henry Kissinger's glasses in the men's room toilet, puts them on, and puts his finger on his temple like the scarecrow in the ''Wizard of Oz''.]'' | |
| − | + | :'''Homer''': The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. | |
| + | :'''Man in stall''': That's a ''right'' triangle, ya idiot! | ||
| + | :'''Homer''': D'oh! | ||
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[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
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- Smithers: Sir, bad news from accounting, the economy's hit us pretty hard.
- Mr. Burns: Tough times eh. I've lived through twelve recessions, eight panics and five years of McKinleynomics. I'll survive this.
- Smithers: Even so, sir, we could stand to lay off a few employees.
- Mr. Burns: [enthusiastically] Oh, very well! [points at some monitors] Lay off him, him, him, him...
- [Mr. Burns sees Homer staring into space, but wearing glasses.]
- Mr. Burns: Hmm, better keep the egghead. He just might come in handy.
- Robert Goulet: [coming out of the airplane and sees Bart with his name on a sign] Hi. You from the casino?
- Bart: I am from a casino.
- Robert Goulet: Good enough. Let's go.
- [Bart takes Robert Goulet to his treehouse]
- Robert Goulet: Are you sure this is the casino? I think I should call my manager.
- Nelson Muntz (brandishing his fist at Goulet]: Your manager says for you to shut up!
- Robert Goulet: Vera said that?
- Principal Skinner: And special awards go to the two students who obviously had no help from their parents: Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum.
- [Lisa is wearing Homer's crudely made Florida costume, while Ralph taped a piece of paper to himself with "IDAHO" written on it]
- Ralph: I'm Idaho!
- Principal Skinner: Yes, of course you are
- Deleted scene
- Blofeld: 20. Your move, Mr. Bond.
- James Bond: I'll take a hit, dealer.
- [Homer deals Bont a card]
- James Bond: Joker? You were supposed to those out of the deck.
- Homer: Oh sorry, here's another one.
- James Bond: What's this card? "Rules for Draw and Stud Poker"?
- Blofeld: What a pity, Mr. Bond.
- [[[Wikipedia:Odd Job|Odd Job]] and Jaws grab Bond and drag him out]
- Bond: But...but it's Homer's fault! I didn't lose. I never lose! Well, at least tell me the details of your plot for world domination.
- Blofeld: Ho ho ho, I'm not going to fall for that one again.
- Lisa: Mom!
- Homer: Huh -- wha -- Lisa! What's up?
- Lisa: I just had a bad dream!
- Homer: Oh, sure. You just lie down and tell me all about it.
- Lisa: Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the bogeyman was after me, and he's hiding under --
- Homer: AAAHHHHH! BOOGIE MAN! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun!
- [Homer runs into Bart's room]
- Homer: Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a bogeyman or bogeymen in the house!
- Bart: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
- [Homer finds Henry Kissinger's glasses in the men's room toilet, puts them on, and puts his finger on his temple like the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz.]
- Homer: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
- Man in stall: That's a right triangle, ya idiot!
- Homer: D'oh!
