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| − | :'''Smithers''': Sir, the numbers are down. | + | |
| − | :'''Mr. Burns''': No problem, I have lived through the Depression, two recessions and five years of McKinelynomics. Let us begin the layoffs. Let us see.. | + | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo |The Last Temptation of Homer|Homer the Vigilante}} |
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| + | :'''[[Smithers]]''': Sir, the numbers are down. | ||
| + | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': No problem, I have lived through the Depression, two recessions and five years of McKinelynomics. Let us begin the layoffs. Let us see.. | ||
:''Burns looks at monitors, and sees one man fixing pipes.'' | :''Burns looks at monitors, and sees one man fixing pipes.'' | ||
:'''Mr. Burns''': ...fire him... | :'''Mr. Burns''': ...fire him... | ||
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:''Mr. Burns sees Homer staring into space, but wearing glasses.'' | :''Mr. Burns sees Homer staring into space, but wearing glasses.'' | ||
:'''Mr. Burns''': Hmm, better keep the egghead. No telling when he will come in handy. | :'''Mr. Burns''': Hmm, better keep the egghead. No telling when he will come in handy. | ||
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| − | :'''[[Robert Goulet]]''': '' | + | ---- |
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| + | :'''[[Robert Goulet]]''': ''[coming out of the airplane and sees Bart with him name on a sign]'' Are you from the casino? | ||
:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': I am from "a" casino. | :'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': I am from "a" casino. | ||
:'''Robert Goulet''': Eh, good enough. Let us go. | :'''Robert Goulet''': Eh, good enough. Let us go. | ||
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| − | :'' | + | :''[Bart takes Robert Goulet to his treehouse]'' |
| − | :'''Robert Goulet''': | + | :'''Robert Goulet''': Are you sure this is the casino? I think I should call my manager. |
| − | :'''[[Nelson Muntz]]''' ''(brandishing his fist at Goulet | + | :'''[[Nelson Muntz]]''' ''(brandishing his fist at Goulet]'': "Your manager says for you to shut up! |
| − | :'''Robert Goulet''': | + | :'''Robert Goulet''': Vera said that? |
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| − | :''Last lines of episode'' | + | :''[Last lines of episode]'' |
| − | :'''Marge''': What happened at Lisa's geography pageant? | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': What happened at Lisa's geography pageant? |
| − | :'' | + | :''[Cut to the geography pageant at the school]'' |
| − | :'''Principal Skinner''': And an award goes to those who had obviously no help from their parents whatsoever, Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum! | + | :'''[[Principal Skinner]]''': And an award goes to those who had obviously no help from their parents whatsoever, Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum! |
| − | :''Lisa is wearing Homer's crudely made and misspelled "FLOREDA" costume, while Ralph taped a piece of looseleaf paper to himself with "IDAHO" written on it'' | + | :''[Lisa is wearing Homer's crudely made and misspelled "FLOREDA" costume, while Ralph taped a piece of looseleaf paper to himself with "IDAHO" written on it]'' |
| − | :'''Ralph''': I am Idaho! | + | :'''[[Ralph]]''': I am Idaho! |
:'''Principal Skinner''': Yes you are. | :'''Principal Skinner''': Yes you are. | ||
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:''Deleted scene'' | :''Deleted scene'' | ||
:'''[[James Bont]]''': Hit me. | :'''[[James Bont]]''': Hit me. | ||
| − | :''Homer deals Bont a card'' | + | :''[Homer deals Bont a card]'' |
:'''James Bont''': Joker? | :'''James Bont''': Joker? | ||
:'''Homer''': Joker is a card. | :'''Homer''': Joker is a card. | ||
:'''James Bont''': You are supposed to take the Jokers out of the decks to play blackjack! Hit me again! | :'''James Bont''': You are supposed to take the Jokers out of the decks to play blackjack! Hit me again! | ||
| − | :''Homer deals Bont another card'' | + | :''[Homer deals Bont another card]'' |
:'''James Bont''': Rules for playing stud poker? | :'''James Bont''': Rules for playing stud poker? | ||
| − | :''Bont is suddenly dragged away by two muscular men'' | + | :''[Bont is suddenly dragged away by two muscular men]'' |
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[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
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- Smithers: Sir, the numbers are down.
- Mr. Burns: No problem, I have lived through the Depression, two recessions and five years of McKinelynomics. Let us begin the layoffs. Let us see..
- Burns looks at monitors, and sees one man fixing pipes.
- Mr. Burns: ...fire him...
- Mr. Burns sees another man working diligently.
- Mr. Burns: ..and him...
- Mr. Burns sees Homer staring into space, but wearing glasses.
- Mr. Burns: Hmm, better keep the egghead. No telling when he will come in handy.
- Robert Goulet: [coming out of the airplane and sees Bart with him name on a sign] Are you from the casino?
- Bart: I am from "a" casino.
- Robert Goulet: Eh, good enough. Let us go.
- [Bart takes Robert Goulet to his treehouse]
- Robert Goulet: Are you sure this is the casino? I think I should call my manager.
- Nelson Muntz (brandishing his fist at Goulet]: "Your manager says for you to shut up!
- Robert Goulet: Vera said that?
- [Last lines of episode]
- Marge: What happened at Lisa's geography pageant?
- [Cut to the geography pageant at the school]
- Principal Skinner: And an award goes to those who had obviously no help from their parents whatsoever, Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum!
- [Lisa is wearing Homer's crudely made and misspelled "FLOREDA" costume, while Ralph taped a piece of looseleaf paper to himself with "IDAHO" written on it]
- Ralph: I am Idaho!
- Principal Skinner: Yes you are.
- Deleted scene
- James Bont: Hit me.
- [Homer deals Bont a card]
- James Bont: Joker?
- Homer: Joker is a card.
- James Bont: You are supposed to take the Jokers out of the decks to play blackjack! Hit me again!
- [Homer deals Bont another card]
- James Bont: Rules for playing stud poker?
- [Bont is suddenly dragged away by two muscular men]
