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Season 1 Episode Quotes
003 "Homer's Odyssey"
004
"There's No Disgrace Like Home"
"Bart the General" 005


Marge: I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think there's a li'l al-key-hol in this punch.

Mr. Burns: [Seeing a son kiss his father on the cheek] Awww... That's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers, get that man's name. I predict big things for him down at the power plant.
Homer: Quick, Bart, give me a kiss.
Bart: Kiss you? But, Dad, I'm your kid!
Homer: Bart, please. Five bucks for a kiss.

Homer: I'm sorry, Marge, but sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.
Marge: Well maybe we should move to a larger community.
Homer: D'oh!

Homer: When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

[The Simpsons peer through a dining room window, watching another family happily eating dinner together.]
Homer: Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.
Bart: No belching.
Lisa: That dad has a shirt on!
Marge: Look, napkins!
Bart: These people are obviously freaks.


Season 1 Quotes
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire Bart the Genius Homer's Odyssey There's No Disgrace Like Home Bart the General Moaning Lisa The Call of the Simpsons The Telltale Head Life on the Fast Lane Homer's Night Out The Crepes of Wrath Krusty Gets Busted Some Enchanted Evening