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Milhouse Van Houten: Bart! You gonna enter that new Eeew-Tube "Make-Believe Mayhem" contest? Contestants create phony carnage using super-expensive computer programs. The loudest, grossest video wins! And the winner gets a cool X-Treme 5000 computer! It does everything!

Bart: Eh! Who needs it? I've already got a cool computer!

Jimbo Jones: Whoever gets the most hits wins! Last year's champion went 85% deaf!

Nelson Muntz: Lucky guy!

Milhouse: My entry's right off the scream-meter, Bart! I swiped footage from my folks' divorce hearing! Classic carnage! Then I remixed their screaming with my crazy expensive new Garage Band app! It'll make anybody's ears bleed!

Bart: Wow!

Nelson: Psst! Sorry I had to do that, Bart. But they mighta suspected I don't have a computer!

Bart: Nelson?

Nelson: I've only got my mom's old video camera... in case I ever get the goods on Skinner!

Bart: Geez! Who even knows what videotape is anymore? Hmmm! A videocamera, eh?

Nelson: ?

Bart: Nelson! Look at those trucks. Karl's Killer Bees! Gil's Glue! Butterfinger Bill's Cut-Rate Nitro! And the only things keeping them from rolling downhill are those tiny wooden blocks!

Nelson: Do we dare?

Bart: Do we ever! Get down there and get ready to tape some prize-winning mayhem!

Nelson: I got so caught up in the beauty of the moment, I forgot to turn on the camera!

Bart: D'oh! This is how you start it, stupid.

Sound: CLICK!

Bart: I don't believe it! And after all my work! Who made the trucks roll down the hill? Me! Who did all this? Me! And what do I get for it? Nothing'!

Nelson: Bart! Look! We won! Milhouse uploaded the tape I filmed of you gettin' creamed. We got a zillion hits! [SNIFF] Mom's parole officer will be so proud! And I'll bet you can't wait to try your new computer!

Bart: Can't wait? Like I have any choice? [GROAN!]