Difference between revisions of "Rock 'N' Roll/Quotes"

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Nelson Muntz: You're going to let me win 1st prize or else...

Bart: [GULP!]

Kent Brockman: ...It's now up to Bart Simpson to beat Nelson Muntz in this final run for the Springfield Skateboard Tournament's 1st Prize Cup!

Nelson: Got me?!

Bart: G-got you...

Ned Flanders: Hey-hiddley-ho, cave-neighborino! Whatcha! Up to?

Homer: Not that it's any of your business, Flanders, but as it happens I'm inventing the first... ...donut!

Marge: Bart, would you take the garbage out and dump it over the cliff?

Bart: [GRUMBLE, GRIPE...] Man, it sucks being a caveman... I'm not dragging this all the way there. I'll just dump it behind this log...

Lisa: Oh, Bart, dinosaurs have been extinct since the Cretaceous period, 65 million years before homo sapiens appeared. It's a common misconception that humans and dinosaurs co-existed...

Bart: Tell it to the T-Rex!! Homer, grab those wheels and sticks and follow me!

Homer: Wheels?!

Bart: The donuts!!

Marge: Bart... are you ok?

Bart: Oooohh... what happened?

Marge: You got a nasty bump at the skateboard tournament...

Lisa: But you're safe at home now!

Bart: I just had the strangest dream, and you were there and you, and you and... Toto?!

Toto: Woof! Woof!

Lisa: That's just the neighbor's dog.

Bart: I dreamed that we were all cavemen, and we were about to be eaten by a dinosaur... ...but were saved by donuts!

Homer: That fits my theory perfectly!