Difference between revisions of "The "X" Men/Quotes"

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Milhouse: But without teachers, what will we do?

Martin Prince: First, we need to choose a new leader! I suggest we hold a democratic election. Or we could just crazy.

Kids: Yaaaaah!

Bart: Ah... so the problem is l'amour? Tell me all about it.

Seymour Skinner: Tell you my problem? The last time I did that you spray painted it on the side of the school. And that ointment you gave me for it turned out to be super glue.

Bart: That was the old Bart. The prankster. He's long gone.

Comic Book Guy: Oh, who am I fooling? Agnes was the Emma Peel to my Mr. Steed! Her eyes! Her lips! She aged like a bitter wine!

Seymour Skinner: Do you mind? She's my mother.

Comic Book Guy: One day, I will say these words! I am your father!

Seymour Skinner: Nooooo!

Dr. Nick: Why don't you go next, Mr. Screaming Man?

Otto: You dudes saved me! Rock on! If anyone needs me, I'll be going into shock now!

Patty: That was amazing! I haven't felt this alive since "MacGyver" went off the air!

Comic Book Guy: Truly this is the greatest coming together of heroes since Avengers Comics issue number one!

Dr. Nick: Yes, everyone's lives have gotten better! Thanks to my advice!

Judge Snyder: That's all well and good but we're here for your malpractice trail! Now did you or did your not use a pony heart in Mr. Anderson's transplant?

Dr. Nick: Aren't you feeling healthy as a horse?

Mr. Anderson: Nay!