Difference between revisions of "Bartmangirl!/Quotes"

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Homer: Hey boy. Have you seen my hero sandwich? It kinda got away from me.

Bart: That's it! I'll become a hero!

Homer: Great. While you're up. A little help with the sandwich?

Bart: Sherri! Terri! We need to talk!

Sherri: If you're here to try and convince us to not run the story, you're wasting your time.

Terri: But if you're come to ask Sherri to the school dance, she'll probably say yes!

Joe Quimby: And I... er, ah... hereby declare this Bartman Day for all the good work he has done for the city!

Bart: Well, I guess that's pretty good!

Joe Quimby: And by that, I mean recently, once he got his act together! I would like to present the key to the city to him if he would just tep forward and...

Sound: THWAP!

Joe Quimby: What... er...

Bartman: Thank you, mayor Quimby! Thanks, Springfield! I have to go now! Crime never rests!

Bartman: Give it up, book crook!

Book Grook: Aw man, it feels like that name is sticking!

Bartman: You're all going to jail!

Book Grook: Stay back!

Bartman: Or what?

Book Grook: Or I'll destroy this book!

Bartman: [GASP!] A first edition of "The Scarlet Pimpernel"! the first modern day superhero story and written by a woman! Don't hurt it!

Lisa: Sorry, I didn't notice how much all the attention I was getting bothered you.

Bart: Well, I'm sorry for becoming a criminal mastermind.

Lisa: Your ankle seems healed up, so the cape and cowl are yours again, But I am going to miss wearing them.

Bart: I was gonna go on patrol. You want to come with one more time?