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| − | + | {{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Skiinner! It's happened again! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} You're dating mother? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Gary Chalmers}} Yes, but that's not what I'm here about! Your school supply closet has been robbed! There's no more pencils, no more books! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} And the teacher's dirty looks? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Gary Chalmers}} They're still here! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Largo]]}} And they always will be! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Detective and sidekick, your school needs you again! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bartholomew Holmes]]}} Let me duduce what's missing your dignity? The best years of your life? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Correct as always! But also. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa Watson]]}} The school supplies have been stolen. Normally, you'd have written our assignment in a three-ring binder, but I see you're empty-handed. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} You're right Bartholomew. The school supplies are gone. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa Watson}} He's right? But I-- | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bartholomew Holmes}} Just as I deduced! All the school supplies were used to make an ar project! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} [GASP] This kind of thing isn't in our art curriculum! That's it! I'm cutting art class! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa Watson}} What? That's not fair! We don't even know who did it. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa Watson}} Willie couldn't have signed his name to the crimn. Willie can't read or write. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} That's true! He signs his paychecks by spitting on them! But if he didn't do it, then who did? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa Watson}} Was it you, Bart? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bartholomew Holmes}} Yes. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Good work, Lisa! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa Watson}} Does this mean I move up from sidekick to actual school detective? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} No, but your do get to hire the new one. | |
Revision as of 17:17, May 14, 2021
- Superintendent Chalmers: Skiinner! It's happened again!
- Principal Skinner: You're dating mother?
- Gary Chalmers: Yes, but that's not what I'm here about! Your school supply closet has been robbed! There's no more pencils, no more books!
- Principal Skinner: And the teacher's dirty looks?
- Gary Chalmers: They're still here!
- Mr. Largo: And they always will be!
- Principal Skinner: Detective and sidekick, your school needs you again!
- Bartholomew Holmes: Let me duduce what's missing your dignity? The best years of your life?
- Principal Skinner: Correct as always! But also.
- Lisa Watson: The school supplies have been stolen. Normally, you'd have written our assignment in a three-ring binder, but I see you're empty-handed.
- Principal Skinner: You're right Bartholomew. The school supplies are gone.
- Lisa Watson: He's right? But I--
- Bartholomew Holmes: Just as I deduced! All the school supplies were used to make an ar project!
- Principal Skinner: [GASP] This kind of thing isn't in our art curriculum! That's it! I'm cutting art class!
- Lisa Watson: What? That's not fair! We don't even know who did it.
- Lisa Watson: Willie couldn't have signed his name to the crimn. Willie can't read or write.
- Principal Skinner: That's true! He signs his paychecks by spitting on them! But if he didn't do it, then who did?
- Lisa Watson: Was it you, Bart?
- Bartholomew Holmes: Yes.
- Principal Skinner: Good work, Lisa!
- Lisa Watson: Does this mean I move up from sidekick to actual school detective?
- Principal Skinner: No, but your do get to hire the new one.
