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Difference between revisions of "Homer Drops the Ball!/Quotes"

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:'''[[Homer]]''': See you later, Marge. I'm going to Moe's to watch the Miss Duff Bikini finals on TV!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} See you later, Marge. I'm going to Moe's to watch the Miss Duff Bikini finals on TV!
:'''[[Marge]]''': I don't think so, Homer. You promised to spend time with Bart today.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I don't think so, Homer. You promised to spend time with Bart today.
:'''[[Homer]]''': D'oh!
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{{qf|Homer}} D'oh!
 
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Oh my stars! Bart! My poor baby! Who would do this to you?
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{{qf|Marge}} Oh my stars! Bart! My poor baby! Who would do this to you?
:'''[[Bart]]''': I'll give you a hint. He's a two-hundred and eighty pund, bald weasel!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I'll give you a hint. He's a two-hundred and eighty pund, bald weasel!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Hmph! Then I'm putting a certain weasel on the endangered species list!
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{{qf|Marge}} Hmph! Then I'm putting a certain weasel on the endangered species list!
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': What's wrong with all of you?
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What's wrong with all of you?
:'''[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]], [[Martin]], and [[Richard]]''': Aw!
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{{qf|[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]], [[Martin]], and [[Richard]]}} Aw!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': And Ms. Krabappel! You've allowed kids from other classes, and kids from other schools in here! This is a mockery of education! Aren't you ashamed? What are youg going to do?
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{{qf|Lisa}} And Ms. Krabappel! You've allowed kids from other classes, and kids from other schools in here! This is a mockery of education! Aren't you ashamed? What are youg going to do?
:'''[[Edna]]''': Detention for Lisa Simpson!!!
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{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Detention for Lisa Simpson!!!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': But--
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{{qf|Lisa}} But--
:'''[[Edna]]''': Now, let's see that ball!
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{{qf|Edna}} Now, let's see that ball!
 
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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': I can't beleive he made a deal with Otto for private limo service.
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} I can't believe he made a deal with Otto for private limo service.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Believe it. Bart's so selfish that he's leaving the rest of his schoolmates stranded.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Believe it. Bart's so selfish that he's leaving the rest of his schoolmates stranded.
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': No. I can't belive he wouldn't take me. Were business partners! He must have forgot.
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{{qf|Milhouse}} No. I can't belive he wouldn't take me. Were business partners! He must have forgot.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Poor clueless yet loyal Milhouse.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Poor clueless yet loyal Milhouse.
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Don't you have a detention?
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Don't you have a detention?
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': I'll make you a deal. The next tiem your mother wants me to spend time with you, tell her you've got other plans.
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{{qf|Homer}} I'll make you a deal. The next time your mother wants me to spend time with you, tell her you've got other plans.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Done and done!
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{{qf|Bart}} Done and done!

Revision as of 11:35, May 9, 2021



Homer: See you later, Marge. I'm going to Moe's to watch the Miss Duff Bikini finals on TV!
Marge: I don't think so, Homer. You promised to spend time with Bart today.
Homer: D'oh!

Marge: Oh my stars! Bart! My poor baby! Who would do this to you?
Bart: I'll give you a hint. He's a two-hundred and eighty pund, bald weasel!
Marge: Hmph! Then I'm putting a certain weasel on the endangered species list!

Lisa: What's wrong with all of you?
Sherri/Terri, Martin, and Richard: Aw!
Lisa: And Ms. Krabappel! You've allowed kids from other classes, and kids from other schools in here! This is a mockery of education! Aren't you ashamed? What are youg going to do?
Edna Krabappel: Detention for Lisa Simpson!!!
Lisa: But--
Edna: Now, let's see that ball!

Milhouse Van Houten: I can't believe he made a deal with Otto for private limo service.
Lisa: Believe it. Bart's so selfish that he's leaving the rest of his schoolmates stranded.
Milhouse: No. I can't belive he wouldn't take me. Were business partners! He must have forgot.
Lisa: Poor clueless yet loyal Milhouse.
Milhouse: Don't you have a detention?

Homer: I'll make you a deal. The next time your mother wants me to spend time with you, tell her you've got other plans.
Bart: Done and done!