Homer Drops the Ball!/Quotes
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- Homer: See you later, Marge. I'm going to Moe's to watch the Miss Duff Bikini finals on TV!
- Marge: I don't think so, Homer. You promised to spend time with Bart today.
- Homer: D'oh!
- Marge: Oh my stars! Bart! My poor baby! Who would do this to you?
- Bart: I'll give you a hint. He's a two-hundred and eighty pund, bald weasel!
- Marge: Hmph! Then I'm putting a certain weasel on the endangered species list!
- Lisa: What's wrong with all of you?
- Sherri/Terri, Martin, and Richard: Aw!
- Lisa: And Ms. Krabappel! You've allowed kids from other classes, and kids from other schools in here! This is a mockery of education! Aren't you ashamed? What are youg going to do?
- Edna Krabappel: Detention for Lisa Simpson!!!
- Lisa: But--
- Edna: Now, let's see that ball!
- Milhouse Van Houten: I can't believe he made a deal with Otto for private limo service.
- Lisa: Believe it. Bart's so selfish that he's leaving the rest of his schoolmates stranded.
- Milhouse: No. I can't belive he wouldn't take me. Were business partners! He must have forgot.
- Lisa: Poor clueless yet loyal Milhouse.
- Milhouse: Don't you have a detention?
- Homer: I'll make you a deal. The next time your mother wants me to spend time with you, tell her you've got other plans.
- Bart: Done and done!
