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Difference between revisions of "Dial M for McBain! (Also Murder)/Quotes"

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:'''[[McBain]]''': Da cable is out? There must be something on television dat my enemies don't want me to see! I must -- Oh, McBain you are acting crazy! Always assuming there's and evil conspiracy, even on your day off!
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{{qf|[[McBain]]}} Da cable is out? There must be something on television dat my enemies don't want me to see! I must—Oh, McBain you are acting crazy! Always assuming there's and evil conspiracy, even on your day off!
:'''[[Mendoza]]''': Gentlemen, I am not sure how, but McBain hasbested all of our eveil plans! He defeated the Generalissimo's Squeaky-Voiced assassin. And then he stopped Duke from poisoning the everglades! He even deduced it was I who stole his precious reuben sandwhich! i fear we have been to sublte in our approach. Which is why I have now eomplyed more direct methods...  
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{{qf|[[Mendoza]]}} Gentlemen, I am not sure how, but McBain hasbested all of our eveil plans! He defeated the Generalissimo's Squeaky-Voiced assassin. And then he stopped Duke from poisoning the everglades! He even deduced it was I who stole his precious reuben sandwich! i fear we have been to sublte in our approach. Which is why I have now eomplyed more direct methods...  
:'''[[McBain]]''': What a delightful vacation! I don't have to worry about villains of nuclear bombs or foreboding calmness or foze types of things.
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{{qf|McBain}} What a delightful vacation! I don't have to worry about villains of nuclear bombs or foreboding calmness or foze types of things.
:'''People''': Ahhh!
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{{qf|People}} Ahhh!
:'''[[McBain]]''': Why are you running away? The otter adventure arena is dat way!
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{{qf|McBain}} Why are you running away? The otter adventure arena is dat way!
:'''People''': Eek!
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{{qf|People}} Eek!
:'''[[McBain]]''': No! It ca't bet it's... Da man-eating Sharkodile!
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{{qf|McBain}} No! It ca't bet it's... Da man-eating Sharkodile!  
:'''Sharkodile''': Grauughh!
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{{qf|Sharkodile}} Grauughh!
:'''[[McBain]]''': Unluckily for you, sharkodile, I am also a hybrid...
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{{qf|McBain}} Unluckily for you, sharkodile, I am also a hybrid...
:'''Sound''': Rip!
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{{qf|Sound}} Rip!
:'''Sharkodile''': Roaar!
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{{qf|Sharkodile}} Roaar!
:'''[[McBain]]''': ...half man, half sharkodile-killing machine!
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{{qf|McBain}} ...half man, half sharkodile-killing machine!
:'''Sound''': Roundhose!
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{{qf|Sound}} Roundhose!
:'''Sharkodile''': Gnash!
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{{qf|Sharkodile}} Gnash!
:'''[[McBain]]''': Gaah! My muscular biceps! My only weak spot! Nooooo!
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{{qf|McBain}} Gaah! My muscular biceps! My only weak spot! Nooooo!
:'''Sharkodile''': Chimp!
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{{qf|Sharkodile}} Chimp!
:'''[[Mendoza]]''': To our friend, the sharkodile! For finally disposing of that overmuscled thorn in our side. Now, we will be unhindered in our next mission... the death of print jounralism!
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{{qf|Mendoza}} To our friend, the sharkodile! For finally disposing of that overmuscled thorn in our side. Now, we will be unhindered in our next mission... the death of print journalism!
:'''[[Duke Mitchell]]''': Hear, her!
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{{qf|[[Duke Mitchell]]}} Hear, hear!
:'''Criminal''': What is wrong comrade Shark? Don't tell me you're still hungry?
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{{qf|Criminal}} What is wrong comrade Shark? Don't tell me you're still hungry?
:'''Sharkodile''': Rrumble!
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{{qf|Sharkodile}} Rrumble!
:'''[[McBain]]''': Yes, hungry for justice!
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{{qf|McBain}} Yes, hungry for justice!
:'''Criminal''': McBain! But how?
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{{qf|Criminal}} McBain! But how?
:'''[[McBain]]''': I used my extra-secret weapon... my feelings! Before I could be digested, da sharkodile and I had a chat. Apparently, neither of us likes being manipulated... so we decided to work together!
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{{qf|McBain}} I used my extra-secret weapon... my feelings! Before I could be digested, da sharkodile and I had a chat. Apparently, neither of us likes being manipulated... so we decided to work together!
:'''[[Duke Mitchell]]''':[GULp!]
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{{qf|Duke Mitchell}}[GULp!]
:'''Criminal, Duke, & Mendoza''': REeek!
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{{qf|Criminal, Duke, & Mendoza}} REeek!
:'''[[McBain]]''': Yes, dat's exactly what I needed dis vacation. Some good r&r... ...retribution and retaliation!
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{{qf|McBain}} Yes, dat's exactly what I needed dis vacation. Some good r&r... ...retribution and retaliation!

Revision as of 16:40, May 8, 2021



McBain: Da cable is out? There must be something on television dat my enemies don't want me to see! I must—Oh, McBain you are acting crazy! Always assuming there's and evil conspiracy, even on your day off!
Mendoza: Gentlemen, I am not sure how, but McBain hasbested all of our eveil plans! He defeated the Generalissimo's Squeaky-Voiced assassin. And then he stopped Duke from poisoning the everglades! He even deduced it was I who stole his precious reuben sandwich! i fear we have been to sublte in our approach. Which is why I have now eomplyed more direct methods...
McBain: What a delightful vacation! I don't have to worry about villains of nuclear bombs or foreboding calmness or foze types of things.
People: Ahhh!
McBain: Why are you running away? The otter adventure arena is dat way!
People: Eek!
McBain: No! It ca't bet it's... Da man-eating Sharkodile!
Sharkodile: Grauughh!
McBain: Unluckily for you, sharkodile, I am also a hybrid...
Sound: Rip!
Sharkodile: Roaar!
McBain: ...half man, half sharkodile-killing machine!
Sound: Roundhose!
Sharkodile: Gnash!
McBain: Gaah! My muscular biceps! My only weak spot! Nooooo!
Sharkodile: Chimp!
Mendoza: To our friend, the sharkodile! For finally disposing of that overmuscled thorn in our side. Now, we will be unhindered in our next mission... the death of print journalism!
Duke Mitchell: Hear, hear!
Criminal: What is wrong comrade Shark? Don't tell me you're still hungry?
Sharkodile: Rrumble!
McBain: Yes, hungry for justice!
Criminal: McBain! But how?
McBain: I used my extra-secret weapon... my feelings! Before I could be digested, da sharkodile and I had a chat. Apparently, neither of us likes being manipulated... so we decided to work together!
Duke Mitchell:[GULp!]
Criminal, Duke, & Mendoza: REeek!
McBain: Yes, dat's exactly what I needed dis vacation. Some good r&r... ...retribution and retaliation!