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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} What? it's us? But... but... | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart? What're you reading? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} A comic book, and get this, Lis! It's about us! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} What? Us? What's the story? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} I don't know, I skipped to the end! I just don't have the attention span I did when I was nine. I was going through Homer's dresser drwars looking for money and found these! Simpsons Comics issues number one and a hundred! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} But who'd make a comic about our family? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} And what kind of sick weirdo would want to read it? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} But I come in here every week. Why haven't I seen any Simpsons Comics before? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} No time to talk, young Padawan. I must get my booth ready for today's Springfield Comic-Con. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart & Lisa}} But... but... but... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Now make like the villain from issue #2 of the original X-Men and vanish! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Krusty, have you ever been in a comic? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Have I? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} You keep your comics with you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Krusty}} It's in case of emergency, one time the Ritz was out of T.P., and I promised myself I'd never let that happen again! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|{{ch|Sergio Aragonés}}}} ...and that is how my margin cartoons in Mad Magazine made both Kennedy and Castro laugh and were the real reason for the end of the Cuban missile crisis! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Wow! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Üter Zörker]]}} Ooooh! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sergio Aragonés}} Hola, amigos! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Hello, Sergio! We're huge fans! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Sergio Aragonés}} Would you like to buy on of my books? A comic? One of the many films I was in? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Okay, I get it! It's so sneaky I can ever respect it. But why have I never seen any Simpsons Comics in any of the comic book stores? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Yeah, why? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Have you seen the way the artist draw me? My butt looks huge! It's so embrrassing, I but them all up on new comics day before your kids are out of school! I but all the issues I can find at the comic-cons, too! | |
Revision as of 12:13, May 8, 2021
- Bart: What? it's us? But... but...
- Lisa: Bart? What're you reading?
- Bart: A comic book, and get this, Lis! It's about us!
- Lisa: What? Us? What's the story?
- Bart: I don't know, I skipped to the end! I just don't have the attention span I did when I was nine. I was going through Homer's dresser drwars looking for money and found these! Simpsons Comics issues number one and a hundred!
- Lisa: But who'd make a comic about our family?
- Bart: And what kind of sick weirdo would want to read it?
- Bart: But I come in here every week. Why haven't I seen any Simpsons Comics before?
- Comic Book Guy: No time to talk, young Padawan. I must get my booth ready for today's Springfield Comic-Con.
- Bart & Lisa: But... but... but...
- Comic Book Guy: Now make like the villain from issue #2 of the original X-Men and vanish!
- Bart: Krusty, have you ever been in a comic?
- Krusty the Clown: Have I?
- Lisa: You keep your comics with you?
- Krusty: It's in case of emergency, one time the Ritz was out of T.P., and I promised myself I'd never let that happen again!
- Sergio Aragonés: ...and that is how my margin cartoons in Mad Magazine made both Kennedy and Castro laugh and were the real reason for the end of the Cuban missile crisis!
- Nelson Muntz: Wow!
- Üter Zörker: Ooooh!
- Sergio Aragonés: Hola, amigos!
- Bart: Hello, Sergio! We're huge fans!
- Sergio Aragonés: Would you like to buy on of my books? A comic? One of the many films I was in?
- Bart: Okay, I get it! It's so sneaky I can ever respect it. But why have I never seen any Simpsons Comics in any of the comic book stores?
- Lisa: Yeah, why?
- Marge: Have you seen the way the artist draw me? My butt looks huge! It's so embrrassing, I but them all up on new comics day before your kids are out of school! I but all the issues I can find at the comic-cons, too!
