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Difference between revisions of "21 Muntz Street/Quotes"

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:'''[[Nelson]]''': Man, I hate wearing this jacket.
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{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Man, I hate wearing this jacket.
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Darn it, Muntz!  One more, screw-up like that and you're off the undercover squad and back in juvie, get me?
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Darn it, Muntz!  One more, screw-up like that and you're off the undercover squad and back in juvie, get me?
:'''[[Nelson]]''': Hey, back off, chief dude! I do this my way or I don't do it at all!
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{{qf|Nelson}} Hey, back off, chief dude! I do this my way or I don't do it at all!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': All right, all right. You're av maverick, but you get results, so I'm giving you one last chance. There's a smuggling ring at Springfield Elementary. I want you to bust it up but good!  
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} All right, all right. You're av maverick, but you get results, so I'm giving you one last chance. There's a smuggling ring at Springfield Elementary. I want you to bust it up but good!  
:'''[[Nelson]]''': Yeah? What are they smuggling?
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{{qf|Nelson}} Yeah? What are they smuggling?
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Conterfeit Krustémon cards!
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Conterfeit Krustémon cards!
:'''[[Nelson]] ''(thinking)''''': Huh. Van Houten seems to be the "mule" for the entire operation. But who's the brains behind it all? I'll have to play this real subtle!
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{{qf|Nelson}} ''[thinking]'' Huh. Van Houten seems to be the "mule" for the entire operation. But who's the brains behind it all? I'll have to play this real subtle!
:'''[[Nelson]]''': Ha, ha, jerk.
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{{qf|Nelson}} Ha, ha, jerk.
:'''Sound''': SOCK!
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{{qf|Sound}} SOCK!
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Ow! My large intestine!
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Ow! My large intestine!
:'''[[Nelson]]''': All right, Van Houten... who's supplying you with those phony cards? Talk!
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{{qf|Nelson}} All right, Van Houten... who's supplying you with those phony cards? Talk!
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': It's... It's....
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{{qf|Milhouse}} It's... It's....
:'''Sign''': Soon...
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{{qf|Sign}} Soon...
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': That's some real nice finking, son.
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{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} That's some real nice finking, son.
:'''[[Willie]]''': Och! T'was nae Wilie! Ah'm just a patsy!
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{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Och! T'was nae Wilie! Ah'm just a patsy!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Dad! They caught Milhouse--maybe we should smut down this counterfeit operation!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Dad! They caught Milhouse—maybe we should smut down this counterfeit operation!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Counterfeit? But I paid Lenny a $20,000 licensing fee!
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Counterfeit? But I paid Lenny a $20,000 licensing fee!

Revision as of 08:22, May 8, 2021



Nelson Muntz: Man, I hate wearing this jacket.
Chief Wiggum: Darn it, Muntz! One more, screw-up like that and you're off the undercover squad and back in juvie, get me?
Nelson: Hey, back off, chief dude! I do this my way or I don't do it at all!
Chief Wiggum: All right, all right. You're av maverick, but you get results, so I'm giving you one last chance. There's a smuggling ring at Springfield Elementary. I want you to bust it up but good!
Nelson: Yeah? What are they smuggling?
Chief Wiggum: Conterfeit Krustémon cards!
Nelson: [thinking] Huh. Van Houten seems to be the "mule" for the entire operation. But who's the brains behind it all? I'll have to play this real subtle!
Nelson: Ha, ha, jerk.
Sound: SOCK!
Milhouse Van Houten: Ow! My large intestine!
Nelson: All right, Van Houten... who's supplying you with those phony cards? Talk!
Milhouse: It's... It's....
Sign: Soon...
Chief Wiggum: That's some real nice finking, son.
Groundskeeper Willie: Och! T'was nae Wilie! Ah'm just a patsy!
Bart: Dad! They caught Milhouse—maybe we should smut down this counterfeit operation!
Homer: Counterfeit? But I paid Lenny a $20,000 licensing fee!