Difference between revisions of "Escape from New Springfield/Quotes"

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Chief Wiggum: Jimbo Jones! You're under arrest!

Jimbo: I didn't do anything!

Chief Wiggum: Your pockets are filled with store merchandise!

Jimbo: These comics came with my pants

Chief Wiggum: All right, punk! Let's get outta here!

Chief Wiggum: I'll give you a second to take in the bleak surroundings of New Springfield!

Jimbo: The city's really gone downhill since mayor Gunderson got elected!

Gil: A computer glitch won me the election, but then everything got post-apocalyptic so fast!

Teen: Mr. Mayor, your have an appointment with the C.H.U.D.S.!

Gil: Take my, advice, kid, don't get into politics!

C.H.U.D.S.: Hey, everyone! Dinner's here!

Chief Wiggum: Are you sure hits is safe?

Rex Banner: Not at all! I just changed the name on the side of the catapult o "Kid-A-Pul."

Chief Wiggum: Good enough for me. Now hurry up with your last phone call!

Jimbo: A library? Nooooo!

Lisa: Quiet! Some of us are trying to study!

Jimbo: Lisa Simpson? Why did you get sent here?

Lisa: I never left. This was the last library in town, so I stayed when eh school changed over!

Martin Prince: Now we just each ourselves. Not that much different from before, really.

Lisa: Leave us alone! Whatever you're up do doesn't interest me.

Jimbo: I'm here to stop your brother, Bart Simpson.

Lisa: Go on.

Martin Prince: There goes a true hero.

Lisa: He ended up saving us all and didn't even ask for a reward!

Jimbo: Hey! That's right! I forgot to get a reward! All of you! Gimme your lunch money!

Martin Prince: Yep. There he goes.

Lisa: What a jerk.