Difference between revisions of "Bard Boiled/Quotes"

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Lisa: Bart, do the right lines. You're ruining "Troilus and Cressida"!

Bart: C'mon, Lis, I'm just doing a little improv to lighten things up.

Juliet: Oh, Romeo, swear not by the moon. Swear not by the fence. Just stop swearing already! You'll wake up my parents!

Romeo: I stubbed by toe on your @#!! garden gnome!

Scratchy: You know Itchy, I like violence as much as the next guy, but whoever wrote this is really messed up.

Itchy: Word!

King Lear: Man, being a king is so boring. Goneril, Regan, Cordelia! We're going to play a game!

Regan: A game? What an excellent idea, father! Tag? Chess? Hunting peasants for sport?

King Lear: Better! This is a game called, "Who loves daddy best?"

King Lear: I must find my daughter. My sweet loving child!

Richard III: Some dogs were chewing on something in the bushes.

King Lear: Oh by, the gods, no! Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks, rage, blow--

Romeo: Hold it!

King Lear: What?

Romeo: She's totally faking to get attention! She did the same thing to me!

King Lear: Aaah!

Cordelia: Romeo! You shouldn't even be here!

Romeo: Told ya!

Cordelia: You are so rude... so rude... so rude...